fogliogirl Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Better to light a small candle than to curse the darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kita Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Better to light a small candle than to curse the darkness Yeah, no kidding! Why curse in the darkness when you can do it with a lit candle. Duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Better to light a small candle than to curse the darkness I can appreciate that since during a 6 hour power outage last night, I cursed at the darkness as I stubbed my toe on my way to lighting a candle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kita Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Better to light a small candle than to curse the darkness I can appreciate that since during a 6 hour power outage last night, I cursed at the darkness as I stubbed my toe on my way to lighting a candle.... That just made me do that laugh where you're blowing air through pursed lips with puffed out cheeks and it sounds like a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msp1jpp Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Improvise, Adapt and Overcome *Gunnery Seargant Tom Highway USMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 "Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." -- Ambrose Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Stupid is as stupid does...Forrest Gump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger6 Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 "You know it has to be true (dude). They can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true!" A. Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 "Why are snipers considered the elite of SWAT and the entry guys are called entry monkeys? We call 'em entry monkeys 'cos you can teach a monkey to burst through a door spraying rounds all over the place and screaming and generally causing mayhem. You can't teach a monkey to shoot a scoped rifle...well you can TRY but all you do is get frustrated and piss off the monkey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 "I always tell the truth...even when I lie". -Tony Montana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Better to use an LED flashlight than a candle...... I can carry the flashlight in my pocket without burning myself, harbor freight gives them away with a coupon, and if I accidentally drop it I won't set the house on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biloxi23 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) An old sniper t-shirt I used to have had this on the front: LONG DISTANCE: the next best thing to being there. On the back it had: LONG DISTANCE, reach out and touch someone. Edited April 6, 2013 by Biloxi23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerkf Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Be careful, the next thing you know might be the last thing you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagonburner Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Blue Press in today's mail Front cover..... Got to sell the house,gotta have a new girl next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Life happens when your making other plans. Draw the one you love closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Statement of the Century: A thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker - Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 A little frustrated air ya Billy? (Connolly) Sex is like air - it's no big deal unless you're not getting any! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
314shane Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 From a mechanic with 30+ years experience. ABS stands for automatic braking system and he was serious. Just incase you were wondering we don't let him work on them ABS things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatsauce Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Everyone knows ABS is short for stomach muscles....For real though, how are you around cars for 30 years and don't know about antilock brakes? If people only knew how little most "mechanics" actually knew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastphil Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I don't remember where it come from but it's awsome..... "You'd be better off shaving a tigers a_$ in a phone booth than messing with me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 "If you can't eat it, drink it or f... it, forget it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastphil Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I like that one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openclassterror Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 If it floats, flies, or f#(ks, you are better off to rent it than to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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