My first incarceration in Farcebook jail came a few years ago when one of my friends posted a video of a middle age man being asked by his wife to retrieve her drink from the bathroom. She had "forgotten it on the sink right next to a positive pregnancy test. Man went to retrieve it, saw the test and was freaking out. "I'm too old to be raising another child." (Looked to be near 50) He was obviously SERIOUSLY distressed and his wife was laughing hysterically. He kept asking if she was serious and she assured him she was while laughing at his predicament.
I responded to the video saying, "Poor bastard. Women are EVIL."
7 day ban from Farcebook.
Wasn't my last. I am a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again.