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In South Bend Indiana there is a dentist named Dr. Toothacher

BUT!!!

My all time fav. was a dude in my high school class.

Honest........ I've won a lot of bets by digging out my year book!!!!

His name was Sterling Weiner III

Hey what kind of sicko-- who is named Sterling Wiener Jr. would continue that for another generation???

We called him Chrome Co*k

Maybe it worked for him-- "like the boy named Sue in the J. Cash song"... he was a super tough little SOB.

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I have a friend who's female cousin was born on Christmas eve.... Obviously the parents had enjoyed some egg nog 'cause they named her Kandy Kay Kain.... To me it always sounds like a stripper's name..... It wasn't until I was older that I realized her initials could start a serious fight.

Speaking of initials------------ my brother in laws name is John Edward Wallace. Now there are some initials you don't put on your luggage or monogram on your shirt in many parts of the world.

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I remember a Red Skelton routine where in the middle of his monologue someone came onstage from the wings and handed him a note which he read to the audience: "A woman's black purse was found in the restroom and turned in to Helen Hunt in the front office. If you've lost your purse, go to Helen Hunt for it!" Great humor from a rare man!

Alan~^~

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There was a recruit in our sister series in boot camp that had the last name "cumsflying" not sure how it was spelled, but that is how it was pronounced. He was a native american from somewhere in the south west. Never met him, but it was mentioned a few times by the DI's

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  • 2 years later...

Back at another company, I worked with a very nice woman named Fran Stonebreaker. I always thought that would have been a great name for an IRS auditor.

She went on to become a nun. Maybe not so far off from an auditor...

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A couple of fictional (most likely anyway) ones:

Irving Patrick Freely - goes by the initials I.P.

- Bart Simpson, I forget which episode -

Pidass, Stuart - use nickname "Stu"

- some photo-shopped phone book pic off the interwebs somewhere -

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Served in the army with:

Specialist Rick. Full name was Tim George Rick.

SGT Fagg. First time I met him I said SGT FAGE he corrected me and said its pronounced FAG, First Sergeant. :o Poor guy.

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I recently did some consulting for a company where there was an employee named Willie Tucker!!:roflol:

A friend of mine went to a high school where they had a teacher named Frieda Butts....and she was a big lady.

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Lemonjello. La-mon-ja-low ...

Peter Lemongello (pronounced like the food) is a singer who sorta invented the infomercial back in the '70s. Here's a clip of him singing "Can't Get You Off (My Mind)."

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