Chris Keen Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I used to work with a fellow named Law. Johnny Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 in the Navy I flew with an RM named Rebecca Swallows. We used to call her up to the flight deck. She would arrive and we would be rolling. The page went like this..... "Seaman Swallows to the flight deck". I know...real mature! What else can you do when your burning holes in the sky for 12 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d5357 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I knew a guy named Richard Cox. He was VERY adamant that we call him Richard. Had a friend in high school name Richard Turner, everyone called him Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I met a guy once that was named Herb Garlic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 went to a boat show one year, and filled out some stupid deal for a drawing for some weekend cabin. figuring i would never win, i used the name mike hunt. an hour or so later, you guessed it, they draw mr. hunt. never did walk up to collect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffWard Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I think your give name has a lot to do with how you grow up... Like Dick Butkus... Who the heck uses the nickname Dick anymore anyway??? Anyone under 40 that is... Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
target1911 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) I worked with guy who's first name was Phussy pronounced Foos-ee. I cant remember exactly where he was from but it near Loas. I have also seen the name Richard Head in the Dallas phone book, tho it was years ago. When I was driving a truck I drove through a town in FL named Reddick. Edited January 4, 2009 by target1911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 When I was driving a truck I drove through a town in FL named Reddick. I'm guessing you didn't stop there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Father in law worked with a guy named Richard Little. Poor dude. Knew of a crime victim named Inna Kitchen. To quote the family member who called us when we questioned her about the name of the deceased more than once: "He was born in the kitchen, he lived in the kitchen, and he died in the kitchen!" Truth is stranger than fiction and you really can't make this shite up. Instructor in the Police Academy to his recruit class: "You guys just got the greatest job on the planet. Every day is a ticket to the greatest show on earth and you have ringside seats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M ammo Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok I have the worst names ever. Wile I was in the Army one of the guys name was (Lipps) ok Sgt Lipps ha ha ha... it gets better or worst.. His first name Peter Lipps. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! one step worst,, His Brothers name Dick Lipps! How these guys ever survived middle school I will never know, if they ever killed their parents, I think even I would have let them off the hook. After verifying their birth certificates. What were those parents thinking? Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 You just have to ask yourself ........... how many of these names were products of carefree 60's Parents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 On a local State Farm Ins. agent sign...Peter Burns... Maybe his parents were marketing geniuses because I still remember that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunbadweel Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Back when I was a po-po, I searched for several weeks for a parolee-at-large named Harley Davison (no second 'd'). When I finally got him, I told him I just followed the trail of leaking oil. And, we searched a male probationer named Joyce Dillinger. I kinda thought this guy didn't have a chance from the cradle with a name like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Rader Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 My father told me of a guy he knew in Woodward, OK named Harden Long. If it is true, I would be kinda proud of that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 OMG!! How could I forget! There is a health freak/bicycle marathon rider dude working in the sales office of my dept., Richard Hyder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbagwell Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Back in high school our class clown weasled his photo into the yearbook using the alias Harold Balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 You just have to ask yourself ........... how many of these names were products of carefree 60's Parents? I was the first born and as a son, I was named after my grandfathers.... no questions. James Woodrow and Lenwood Lawrence produced James Lenwood Flowers. Then came my sister..... my grandmother is Minnie, my greatgrandmother is Happy, and her sister was named Spring. So, my parents serious considered calling my sister Minnie Happy Spring Flowers. Luckily common sense kicked in first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss1622 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Let us not forget the former racecar driver Dick Trickle ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2A Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I have a customer named Dick Ring. could not imagine his childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 When I was in high school, there was a teacher named, and this is the truth, Richard Licki. I swear. Why would you do that to a child having to grow up with a name like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWGDVC Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 An uncle of a girl I used to date: Randy Johnson A bicycle frame builder in the '60's&'70's: Ben Dover Had a customer with the surname of Cherry, her brother went by the nickname of, you guessed it: Buster Can't make this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronEqualizer Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I knew a girl named Ginger Gibbons and she married a guy with the last name Head. Her drivers' license read Ginger Gibbons Head. Also saw an election sign to vote for Harry P. Enos a few years ago. AL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Not as funny.. just cruel.. I went to school with a guy Named Timothy Timm... and his middle name.. yes.. Timothy.. Tim Tim Timm That was just mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestWorld Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I have a motorcycle buddy who's last name is "Butts"... he named his first born "Chase". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraTen Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 We have a local guy named Richard Stillhard. A local morning show radio host tried to get a hold of him. Every time they called he would just hang up on them. Bet he's heard it all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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