38supPat Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My sister in law informed us today that if she has a kid and it's a boy, they are going to name it Richard Cole....anyone see a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINMAN44 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH! That would be the best name ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Lets see..... What is the common way to say Richard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Dick Cole, a shooter in western NC, says that is a really good name. However, on the range its not unusual to hear ... "James is our shooter, Kyle is on deck, and Dick is in the ......" followed by laughter from the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 ........."James is our shooter, Kyle is on deck, and Dick is in the ......" ...... dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscott Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Had a secretary where I used to work named Sandy Beaver. I can't see going through school with that name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I know a lady named Sharon A. Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajg308 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 We have a shooter that goes by Dick and everyone snickers when I asked him for a pencil. Dick Cole, a shooter in western NC, says that is a really good name. However, on the range its not unusual to hear ... "James is our shooter, Kyle is on deck, and Dick is in the ......" followed by laughter from the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I knew a guy named Richard Cox. He was VERY adamant that we call him Richard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBoyd Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I knew a richard holder once, honest to god, what kind of parent would name their kid with that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddler Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I've been told of a pr0n starlet named Sharon Peters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My stepdad used to play golf with a dude named Richard Head, honest to God. Told me this when I was about 14, seemed like the funniest thing I'd ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobrbiker883 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 On a stack of bibles, my dad had a guy that worked for him in the 80's named Richard Penis (adamantly pronounced PENN-is).......... I like the lady in FL that was up in arms that everyone at the schools mispelled her kids name: L-a (pronounced "leDASHah). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I had a foreman named Richard Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbagwell Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Grew up with a girl, born on Easter, last name Butt and they named her Bunnie. Bunnie Butt...hopefully she's married by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 adamantly pronounced PENN-is) ROFL Ex-stepdaughter had a classmate in 4th grade named Harry Weiner. Went to great lengths to make it clear it was pronounced WHY-ner. I'm not sure that made it a lot better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) Forgot another good one: After my parents divorced, (I was about 10 or 11 at the time) my dad was dating a woman and after some time we all went over to her parents house for dinner one night. She was divorced also, so I did not know her by her maiden name. She introduced them as Dick and Fannie Hancock. In the truck on the ride home I turned to him and said "Boy... Dick and Fannie Hancock... They sure have all the bases covered, huh?" Seemed incredibly funny to an 11 y.o. who was just learning some dirty words. Edited January 4, 2009 by ken hebert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My wife's school just had the Vice Principal retire. Great guy by the name of Richard Clap. That beats others I grew up with, Blue Pancake, and Justin Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 That beats others I grew up with, Blue Pancake, and Justin Time. Blue Pancake ? Was his / her middle name Berry ? Justin Time ? Reminds me of the Dover twins. You know ..... Ben & Ileane. I crack myself up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonT Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Let's not forget all the poor Anita's of the world. Anita Jackson Anita Woodson Anita Mann Anita Peters Anita Mony Anita Shelby Anita Price Anita Peterbilt Anita Mason etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoMiE Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I had a neighbor named Shithead (pronounced shee-thead). I guess that's a common name in India, but a terrible name if you live in the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 We had a Assman too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Went to school with a girl named Leslie Hore. Doesn't sound as bad as some, but she got plenty of punishment over it then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 When my sister was pregnant with her first, she was coming up with all these cute names for her son-to-be. I tried to tell her that she needed to give the kid a strong first name or he was going to spend the first 17 years of his life fighting. She thought I was being silly. Luckily in the end, the men in the family prevailed and he was named Keith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My stepdad used to play golf with a dude named Richard Head, honest to God. Told me this when I was about 14, seemed like the funniest thing I'd ever heard. Worked with a fellow with that name. Richard. Not Rick. Most certainly not Dick. A friend used to work with a fellow named Richard Finger. Once ran across an Army basic trainee named Baby Girl Parker. Was looking for a name in a phone book and ran across Miriam Thunderpussy If I lying, I'm dying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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