kevin c Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I know a physician named Positron. Her sister's name is Neutron. Not too hard a guess that their father is a physicist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 (edited) In South Bend Indiana there is a dentist named Dr. Toothacher BUT!!! My all time fav. was a dude in my high school class. Honest........ I've won a lot of bets by digging out my year book!!!! His name was Sterling Weiner III Hey what kind of sicko-- who is named Sterling Wiener Jr. would continue that for another generation??? We called him Chrome Co*k Maybe it worked for him-- "like the boy named Sue in the J. Cash song"... he was a super tough little SOB. Edited March 27, 2009 by MichiganShootist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason97496 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 My ex-wife grew up with the Teed brothers, Warren and Garren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck223 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I worked with a Richard Long. Fortunatley, his father did exercise msome judgement by not using his name for the boys middle name. The father was a Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3GunF1Guy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Went to school with a girl named Carrie Hunt. She was really cute and hot. But I just could not imagine her with that name. Luckly she got married. Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) I have a friend who's female cousin was born on Christmas eve.... Obviously the parents had enjoyed some egg nog 'cause they named her Kandy Kay Kain.... To me it always sounds like a stripper's name..... It wasn't until I was older that I realized her initials could start a serious fight. Speaking of initials------------ my brother in laws name is John Edward Wallace. Now there are some initials you don't put on your luggage or monogram on your shirt in many parts of the world. Edited April 6, 2009 by MichiganShootist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipper046 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 had a co-worker from Europe...name was Bjoern Assman (and yes, that's pronounced "born")..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I remember a Red Skelton routine where in the middle of his monologue someone came onstage from the wings and handed him a note which he read to the audience: "A woman's black purse was found in the restroom and turned in to Helen Hunt in the front office. If you've lost your purse, go to Helen Hunt for it!" Great humor from a rare man! Alan~^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I remember a Red Skelton routine Wow-- You are old!!! Ha !... my favorites of that era was Ernie Kovacks... and Steve Martin.......no wonder I'm such a goofy old goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxman Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 There was a recruit in our sister series in boot camp that had the last name "cumsflying" not sure how it was spelled, but that is how it was pronounced. He was a native american from somewhere in the south west. Never met him, but it was mentioned a few times by the DI's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tptplayer Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 There was a very good girls basketball player in Iowa named Fonda Dicks. (Really! You can Google it or go down about 30 names on this list.) http://www.ighsau.org/history/basketball/s...6on6points.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgood Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 we had a gal that worked here a few years back......"Ima Pigg". No joke. There was a lady from Texas named Ima Hogg. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 MichiganShooter, There is a blue suitcase in the attic with the initials JEW on brass blocks. Joyce Elizabeth Willing. She became Joyce Willing Flowers in 1967 and in 1969 she became simply Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 One of the supervisors with the company I work for is named Milton Melton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 (edited) Back at another company, I worked with a very nice woman named Fran Stonebreaker. I always thought that would have been a great name for an IRS auditor. She went on to become a nun. Maybe not so far off from an auditor... Edited April 28, 2011 by lumpygravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avezorak Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 The 2 Champion kids around here, National and Ima... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaster113 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 there's a female derelict here named Lucifer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 A couple of fictional (most likely anyway) ones: Irving Patrick Freely - goes by the initials I.P. - Bart Simpson, I forget which episode - Pidass, Stuart - use nickname "Stu" - some photo-shopped phone book pic off the interwebs somewhere - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdm74 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Lemonjello. La-mon-ja-low ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b2alphaplease Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I've ran across these in the business world: Richard Hangen Richard Koch - a lawyer Johnny Johnson - from Johnson City, Tn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairtrigger Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I skipped a page or two but HAs anyone seen the add on a city buss for The SofaKing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Served in the army with: Specialist Rick. Full name was Tim George Rick. SGT Fagg. First time I met him I said SGT FAGE he corrected me and said its pronounced FAG, First Sergeant. Poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandtime Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I recently did some consulting for a company where there was an employee named Willie Tucker!! A friend of mine went to a high school where they had a teacher named Frieda Butts....and she was a big lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bshooter Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I know a couple from Boston, named the son Parker Fenway. Hope he doesn't grow up a Yankee's fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Lemonjello. La-mon-ja-low ... Peter Lemongello (pronounced like the food) is a singer who sorta invented the infomercial back in the '70s. Here's a clip of him singing "Can't Get You Off (My Mind)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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