little_kahuna Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The Dalai asks Jerry... Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 The Dalai asks Jerry... Win. Yes! Nice. be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 He's so famous, they featured a "Butter Jerry" at the Iowa State Fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 Jerry can shoot a 1911 faster than you can shoot an uzi. Saw it on Shooting USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_kahuna Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Jerry can shoot a 1911 faster than you can shoot an uzi. Saw it on Shooting USA! Word. That's no joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcelr8n Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 A grilled cheese sandwich that appeared to be in the image of Jerry sold on Ebay for $1,000,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I once saw Jerry miss a plate! It's true I tell you. But don't tell Jerry I posted this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanky Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 When Jerry is shooting in Soviet Russia, the targets shoot themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlockSpeed31 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I once saw Jerry miss a plate! It's true I tell you. But don't tell Jerry I posted this. Too late! Jerry knows what is said about him, before it is even said. Jerry knows, just because he's Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasmap Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 The devil went down to Louisiana, he was looking for a Revo title to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this young man shootin' a Revo and shootin' it hot. And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Revo shooter too. "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. "Now you shoot a pretty good Revo, boy, but give the devil his due: "I bet a Revo of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you." The boy said: "My name's Jerry and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best Revo shooter that's ever been." Jerry you load up your rounds and shoot your Revo hard. 'Cause hells broke loose in Louisiana and the devil deals it hard. And if you win you get this shiny Revo made of gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your soul. The devil opened up his range bag and he said: "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he loaded up his Revo. And he pulled the Revo out of his CR Speed and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this. When the devil finished, Jerry said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son. "But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done." Fire on the mountain, run boys, run. The devil's in the house of the risin' sun. Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough. "Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, child, no." The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that golden Revo on the ground at Jerry's feet. Jerry said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again. "I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been." And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run. The devil's in the house of the risin' sun. Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough. "Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, child, no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninemmbill Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Great Stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 General Dynamics Corp. built the Phalanx defense system for the Navy because they could only have Jerry on one boat at a time, and the Navy prefered a slower rate of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Jerry could win a 3 gun match with 1 gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Jerry could win a 3 gun match with 1 gun. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDelta Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 There used to be only 20 hours in a day, but it was not enough time to shoot for Jerry. So he fired his revolver into the ground and altered the rotation of the Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 General Dynamics Corp. built the Phalanx defense system for the Navy because they could only have Jerry on one boat at a time, and the Navy prefered a slower rate of fire. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Jerry has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway recently asked, very nicely, that Jerry stop playing chicken with their trains. They kept losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithars Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Jerry doesn't start on the timer. He just draws and the timer beeps out of fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 What does it say about a man when so many people know his name, thinks so highly about his ability and don't have a bad thing to say about his personality? To me this a life we can all dare to emulate. The US military announced that they will be closing out the SR-71 program after Jerry witnessed the plane flying at mach 3 and stated "I bet I can hit it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Jerry could win a 3 gun match with 1 gun. Word. That's probably actually true. :roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 The Dalai asks Jerry... that's outstanding! you should sell coasters with that pic and slogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 What does it say about a man when so many people know his name, thinks so highly about his ability and don't have a bad thing to say about his personality? To me this a life we can all dare to emulate. The US military announced that they will be closing out the SR-71 program after Jerry witnessed the plane flying at mach 3 and stated "I bet I can hit it." That is so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 The Dalai asks Jerry... that's outstanding! you should sell coasters with that pic and slogan. Thank Thee! I try to use my powers for good not evil - but then some days... ...apologies to the photogs that I butchered therein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Jerry Miculek sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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