steel1212 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Jerry Miculek sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Jerry sleeps with a gun AS his pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninefan Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 At nationals once I saw Jerry shoot a single popper 14 times on the top edge just to get it to activate faster. Even then he had time for pancakes with blueberries, a glass of OJ, a double order of hashbrowns, and a box of Cheerios before he could finally shoot the drop-turner. On the next stage I watched as he sneezed out an entire bulk pack of .22lr! ... Speaking of Cheerios, did you know that originally they didn't have holes? They were called Cheeryrounds. Then one day the execs saw Jerry eating a very similar breakfast cereal, but with holes in the middle. They liked the idea so well that they hired him on the spot. Jerry now gives each little golden-O its hole with a S&W 617. Last I heard he does an entire months worth of Cheerios production in less than 5 minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midwest-uspsa-shooter Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I actually met him once when i lived in Bossier City, Louisiana.He was at a now defunct gun store called Clarks,i was just in awe that i could "bump" into someone like him there.Incidently i also stood shoulder to shoulder with James Earl Jones at the same store and didnt realize it until he left.I didnt want to look like a stalker so i never ran after him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffWard Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Jerry has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. Can I borrow this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I heard that the National Wetaher Service is investigating whether the speed of his cylinder affects wind currents.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Jerry Miculek sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Jerry sleeps with a gun AS his pillow I thought he slept with his gun as his pillow and a gun under his gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glockcomma Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Jerry started a toilet paper co. that failed miserable, his paper wouldn't take shit from anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecichlid Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I heard that the National Wetaher Service is investigating whether the speed of his cylinder affects wind currents.... I thought it effected the rotation of the earth myself. ROFL Joe W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midwest-uspsa-shooter Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Storm trackers routinely show up at his house to cover the large claps of thunder heard,only to find jerry on his range slamming the cylinders shut on his revolvers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecichlid Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Scientists have found out that there is no such thing as global warming after a short cooling period while Jerry reloaded. Joe W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaknah Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Scientists have found out that there is no such thing as global warming after a short cooling period while Jerry reloaded. Joe W. that wasn't a reload... he was waiting for more ammunition to be manufactured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Jerry removes XD front sights from their dovetails with a hair from his mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecichlid Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 that wasn't a reload... he was waiting for more ammunition to be manufactured Didn't you know? Jerry forms his own bullets with his own two hands, bullet molds are for the weak. Joe W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Jerry flosses with barbed wire and dry shaves with a K Bar. He uses the stubble to make major PF in his revo's. Jerry doesn't need to shoot anything when he goes hunting - whatever he glares at dies. He only shoots it afterwards so his hunting partners don't feel so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Jerry is so fast he needs to a take a nap while standing to be photographed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jONESIE Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Jerry has won at least a dozen matches that he never attended. Jerry's organ donor card includes his trigger finger. Jerry can watch 60 Minutes in less than 8 seconds. Jerry is so nice, he can get breakfast at McDonald's any time of the day. Once, Jerry fumbled a reload, just to see what it feels like. The only time Jerry was ever mad, he slapped Bob Munden and said "QUIT MESSING AROUND!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 The US military announced that they will be closing out the SR-71 program after Jerry witnessed the plane flying at mach 3 and stated "I bet I can hit it." WINNER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Jerry doesn't shoot for time, the Universe asks how fast he'd like to finish and adjusts accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Jerry read each of these posts....just before they were typed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) Jerry's real name is actually Steve Austin.... Edited August 18, 2010 by GrumpyOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Jerry Miculek sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Jerry sleeps with a gun AS his pillow Jerry doesn't sleep. He waits (for the next match). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Jerry doesn't need to shoot anything when he goes hunting - whatever he glares at dies. He only shoots it afterwards so his hunting partners don't feel so bad. This is true... And he wears sunglasses so he doesn't "tear em up to bad" when he does glare at something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Jerry pounds Taurus revo's flat with his fist and then uses the steel to make his moon clips, which he forms around his finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will_M Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Jerry impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Mr. Miculek could win the Nationals shooting with only his weak hand...... if he had a weak hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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