kgunz11 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Jerry has more strength in his trigger finger than Chuck Norris has in his whole body. They found the cure to cancer in Jerry's tears, too bad he never cries. Jerry can stare at a 500 yard popper and make it fall. The Chinese didn't invent gunpowder, Jerry Miculek did. Jerry has fired more rounds through a revolver than all the cowboys in the Old West combined. Jerry invited the .38 Special and the .357 Magnum and made it a law that they only ever be used in a revolver. And on the 8th day, God made Jerry Miculek. feel free to add to the list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 sooooo...when the Boogie Man goes to bed he looks for Jerry under his bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Jerry has more strength in his trigger finger than Chuck Norris has in his whole body. So what does he need the multi-tool for then? Or did he just take it away from you and is smiling because he thinks of you as a girly-man for needing them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 now if I could only figure out how to pronounce his last name so I could tell everyone what comp I use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Pretty sure its "mish-uh-lac" phonetically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Aside from all the other stuff Jerry and Kay are just real nice people Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonAnne9x23 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 +1 on the nice people comment. I had the pleasure of being squadded with them at the 2000 USPSA Nationals/Hemispher Match. Kay is wonderful and Jerry is very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 His name is pronounced mich-u-lek according to him, but of course he doesn't care how you say it, he smiles at all of them. The multi-tool was his, he let me borrow it at Area 6. I was on the squad with the Miculek family, Jerry, Kay, and Lena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerba Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Jerry has fired more rounds through a revolver than all the cowboys in the Old West combined. This is most likely a true fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 What are you talking about? They are all true facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Chuck Norris wears Jerry Miculek pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 At the S&W plant, revolvers parts are heat-treated according to Jerry's hand strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Chuck Norris wears Jerry Miculek pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbean Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 The formula E=MC2 actually refers to the fact that Jerry Miculek is so fast time moves backwards when he shoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkS_A18138 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 The formula E=MC2 actually refers to the fact that Jerry Miculek is so fast time moves backwards when he shoots. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Gaines Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 When I first started shooting, I met him at the Space city Challenge, and I thought I had met Elvis, growing up around guns and reading gun magazines. I remember reading about him as a younger fellow. One of the nicest guys!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Elvis? Jerry taught Elvis how to sing and dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Now Kyle, he's not that old ......... but I heard John Wayne once asked him for shooting lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Jerry's fingers are so fast, he can rub them together and start a fire. Jerry doesn't use gunpowder, he just spits in the case and seats the bullet. Jerry taught Superman how to leap. Superman's suit was made from fibers woven using Jerry's arm hair. Jerry was once bitten by a cotton mouth in a swamp, he bit the snake back and the snake died. Jerry loaded his .45 ACP revolver with minor loads for 2008 Area 6 just to be competitive. (he barely made minor too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle O Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 True: Jerry was asked once, "What powder has the least amount of recoil?" Jerry's answer: "Unfortunatly, I can't answer that because I've been blessed with the ability to not feel recoil anymore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 ......... but I heard John Wayne once asked him for shooting lessons. "windage and elevation Mrs. Langdon"...yep he got it from Jerry too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin D Wolverton Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 And on the 8th day, God made Jerry Miculek. You sure you didn't get this one backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 :roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalmas Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) I have a funny picture from the 2005 World Shoot.. "When Jerry speaks you better listen"... Edited January 15, 2009 by Dalmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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