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Jerry has more strength in his trigger finger than Chuck Norris has in his whole body.

They found the cure to cancer in Jerry's tears, too bad he never cries.

Jerry can stare at a 500 yard popper and make it fall.

The Chinese didn't invent gunpowder, Jerry Miculek did.

Jerry has fired more rounds through a revolver than all the cowboys in the Old West combined.

Jerry invited the .38 Special and the .357 Magnum and made it a law that they only ever be used in a revolver.

And on the 8th day, God made Jerry Miculek.

:cheers: feel free to add to the list!

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Jerry has more strength in his trigger finger than Chuck Norris has in his whole body.

So what does he need the multi-tool for then? Or did he just take it away from you and is smiling because he thinks of you as a girly-man for needing them? :unsure:

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His name is pronounced mich-u-lek according to him, but of course he doesn't care how you say it, he smiles at all of them.

The multi-tool was his, he let me borrow it at Area 6. I was on the squad with the Miculek family, Jerry, Kay, and Lena.

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Jerry's fingers are so fast, he can rub them together and start a fire.

Jerry doesn't use gunpowder, he just spits in the case and seats the bullet.

Jerry taught Superman how to leap.

Superman's suit was made from fibers woven using Jerry's arm hair.

Jerry was once bitten by a cotton mouth in a swamp, he bit the snake back and the snake died.

Jerry loaded his .45 ACP revolver with minor loads for 2008 Area 6 just to be competitive. (he barely made minor too)

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