revchuck Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) When you look up at the sky, see clouds, and think...need to get to the range to chronograph those new loads. Fixed it, JT. Edited September 30, 2008 by revchuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 When someone says 'contact' and you instinctively tuck and roll into the nearest Macy's, slap on your ninja shoes, climb the wall to the nearest M134 emplacement and hose the entire mall. Sorry, couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny hill Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Your 2 dogs names are load and ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) Your 2 dogs names are load and ready. I was gonna call our white cat "no-shoot", but now after it is climbing the window screens and clawing at the furniture, I think "popper" is better... Edited September 30, 2008 by Rocket35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Tom Campbell had Full and Auto. He had to call them in the correct order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribble Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Your 2 dogs names are load and ready. LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 When you look up at the sky, see clouds, and think...need to get to the range to chronograph those new loads. Fixed it, JT. Or perhaps Tightgroup and lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) Your 2 dogs names are load and ready. LOL!!!!! Then the girlfriend/wife just has to be, "Are you ready?" ahahahaahahahahh Edited September 30, 2008 by JThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 You Know You're a Shooter When...your only family vacations are to Major Matches. or You Know You're a Shooter When...your backyard landscaping seriously resembles a range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 When you're driving on the highway and wonder whether you can get the mile marker before the speed limit sign or similar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 You know you are a shooter... When you can usually find enough loose ammo to shoot a match...on your night stand Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) You look at your wife girlfriend/spouse after a couple glasses of wine and think, "Make Ready!" You're to drunk to perform and you slur, "Squib" You see a hottie when out with the spouse and think, "Forbidden Area" The wife catches you looking at said hottie and you think, "One procedural" You see some pole dancing honey and think, "Unsafe Gun Handling" You do pole dance honey and wakeup thinking, "DQ" You wife threatens divorce and you think "broke link" Shall I go on...? Edited September 30, 2008 by JThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Your bullet orders are more than your (Car Payments, House Payments) When you are in a strange town for a match and you feel safe at the waffle house - because of the shooting shirts and or 5.11's pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Shall I go on...? Did the RO say Stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Shall I go on...? Did the RO say Stop? No but I got an eye roll from honey, which amounts to the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) When you've convinced yourself that your kid looks like Todd Jarrett and believe this is a sign of good things to come. Edited September 30, 2008 by CSEMARTIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 WHEN YOUR FIRST THOUGHT AFTER FOREPLAY IS..........(wait for it)........... "LOAD AND MAKE READY" I thought "MAKE READY" command was foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...hl=KNOW+SHOOTER Did this before ?? But as in the last one I'll play,..... you brush your teeth, your weak hand is planted firmly in the middle of your chest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Damn... I even posted in that thread. I guess I had a senior moment. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) When you've convinced yourself that your kid looks like Todd Jarrett and believe this is a sign of good things to come. He does look like TJ!! Too funny. Edited September 30, 2008 by JThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterbenedetto Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) When I read a book from school and every five minutes or so, my brain fades out and goes to an IPSC stage and I go bangbang, bangbang, ping, bang...............bang(longshots). My five munute break is to go to the bathroom and I analyze my entry and exit of the bathroom door? On the way home driving, I snap and shoot all the liscense plates of moving targets...sorry i mean cars! Yeah..its in your blood and you can not get rid of it. Brian Enos calls it THE IPSC BUG! Edited September 30, 2008 by shooterbenedetto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 You know you are a shooter...When you can usually find enough loose ammo to shoot a match...on your night stand Jim Aw Jim, you beat me to it! But yeah, or when there is always 50 or so rounds in the cup in the laundry because you are always pulling them out of your trousers before you wash them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterbenedetto Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 You know you are a shooter...When you can usually find enough loose ammo to shoot a match...on your night stand Jim Aw Jim, you beat me to it! But yeah, or when there is always 50 or so rounds in the cup in the laundry because you are always pulling them out of your trousers before you wash them. I did that when I traveled to the airport after a match trying to catch the plane. checked in my pistol and thru the metal detector, they found 1 bullet in my pocket?? I definitely missed that plane and that expirience was not fun. Bad practice..better check your pockets erytime you hop on your car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I was photoshooting a defensive shotgun training class a week or so ago and noted that my trigger finger (shutter finger) was in the "safe" position in between shutter activations. Heh. 'Hard to break those good habits. In my case, you KNOW you're a shooter if you have enlarged (and framed) photos of guns all over one living room wall. Then you find out who your friends are if they go up to them and make intelligent noises about them. It seems to me we had a thread on this topic maybe last year... it was hilarious. Maybe we should merge THIS thread (while it's still small) with the indeed lengthy previous one. Flex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norbs007 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 When somebody ask your kid to recite the alphabet and started off with Alpha, Baker, Charlie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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