Two Delta Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 When you start practicing reloads on your cordless drill at work. I'm really getting good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 You know you've been a gunwriter for too long when you're going through back issues of gun magazines, you come across an article title in the table of contents, you think, "Oh, that looks interesting. I'll bet I'd enjoy reading that," then you look at the byline and realize you wrote it 15 years ago. And can't even remember having written it. Then you read the article and it's all new to you - it's like reading someone else's writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 When you go from club newbie to club officer to club curmudgeon... When you can sell enough unused gun related doodads to pay for a new gun... When your wife calls your competition firearm, "the other woman"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 When you just shot the suspect trying to kill you and you unload and show clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 When you just shot the suspect trying to kill you and you unload and show clear. When this makes you burst out laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You have an outer belt/holster/mag pouches (or moon clip holders) set up for each of the 6 divisions. And a spare or two so you can configure for special matches and -gun w/o having to disturb your regular rig(s) ......When your primary choice of vacation spots is based around where shooting matches are being held. Which leads your spouse to ask what shooting match is being held at/near the vacation destination. Yup, no match no trip. We do try to make it the first stop so that the rest of the trip can be spent relivin... Oh wait, so the rest of the trip wil be carefree, yeah, thath;s the ticket. ... when your gun collection is worth more than your vehicles. Well at least the regular vehicles When your gun safe is larger than your refrigerator When you consider just plating a room since safes take up space that guns could fit into. And safes make it difficult to look at your collection. Oh, did I say safes? Well you have a second refrig or freezer don't you? Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rusert Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 . . . When the ringer on your cell phone plays lynrd skynrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" when one of your shooting buddies calls . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 When you just shot the suspect trying to kill you and you unload and show clear. When this makes you burst out laughing naw, jade...i don't care who you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLISH LOCK Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 When you just shot the suspect trying to kill you and you unload and show clear. who was working the timer ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gb32 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 When the voicemail greeting on your phone goes "Shooter ready, stand by!" followed by the beep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyp270 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 When your............ Subscription to Front Sight and Playboy arrive in the mail the same day and the Front Sight gets priority!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney88pdc Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 When Jerry ask for your autograph. <----------------- YEA that will be the day. Or when you are forced to go to Babies "R" Us to register and you walk around with the laser gun with a proper grip shooting the bar codes. I also asked the lady if they had a holster for it. (Puzzled face no reply). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Three of these with almost the same title merged and moved to the proper forum. Continue!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 And here I thought I was the only one! - You set up different stages throughout your house for your 4 and 6 year old boys and their nerf guns (yes, they know all the commands!) Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooter_rob Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 You know you are a shooter when - Your kids learned to count to 50 LONG before they started school by putting your reloaded ammo in boxes - Your youngest sons first word was "shoot" - Your 2 year old son HATED Barny videos, but went to sleep every night, by his request, watcing dads shooting videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navysteve Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 To get you to go to the store your wife tells you to "Go get components to make spaghetti." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 You know you're a shooter when: ...you know the brand of gunpowder by the smell of the smoke. ...you value everything by the number of guns you could buy. ...you have a separate checking account just for shooting stuff. Yes, the seperate account is called the Black account and the wife has no information of its exsistance. She does not know how I bought the last gun all she does know is that I make less at work now !! I cannot confirm nor deny the exsistance of this account either !! Bingo!! ....I'm not saying I do this (so don't try to blackmail me) but with a direct deposit I, I mean you, could setup an "allotment" to directly deposit money (in this example lets say about $50.00 per pay period or $100 per month) of my, I mean your, paycheck directly into that black account. The wife would never know you ever had the money. Things like that are why I don't have a wife!!! Less trouble How things change in 1.5 year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRider Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 When your second grade Daughter, who was tasked with writing a letter to Santa for someone other than herself, asked Santa to "bring my Daddy some bulets fore his gun". Is that cool or what? Also, when your wife, of her own doing, decides to get "45rules" on her license plate. Hurley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Merged another older thread! Thanks Kevin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyro Shooter Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 If you still proudly use your Ernie Hill rig cause that new fangled plastic stuff is just a fad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salilus Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 The wife caught me with my weakhand supported at my chest while brushing my teeth. It felt very natural and stable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 When you have a dozen used Ernie Hill holsters hanging on the wall When you dress up for a night out...and find you are wearing a cr speed belt All of your clothing includes a CCW holster You spend more money with Montana gold ...than the grocery store each month When your preteen Granddaughters can out shoot the local SWAT team Brass is the precious metal you invest in A crime lab could find GSR on your toothbrush Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic_jon Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 When you bang your finger and then thank god it wasn't your trigger finger. I did that last Tuesday! I got a blood blister and bruised the knuckle on my left index finger and the first two thoughts in my mind were "Glad that was not my right index finger! I have a match on Thursday and Saturday and ...darn it...that is really gonna slow down my reloads!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jripper Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 When you have more guns than you do ammo to shoot in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jripper Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 (edited) When your mail man asks for a support belt for Christmas to help carry all the flat rate shipping boxes that come to your house. Edited December 22, 2009 by jripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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