blue edge Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 WHEN YOUR FIRST THOUGHT AFTER FOREPLAY IS..........(wait for it)........... "LOAD AND MAKE READY" OR TELL THE WIFE, " IF YOU ARE FINISHED UNLOAD AND SHOW CLEAR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Burtchell Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 You are able to identify another shooters handload by the smell of the powder and amount of smoke produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Dan Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 You are able to identify another shooters handload by the smell of the powder and amount of smoke produced. LoL!!! Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Burtchell Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) You are able to identify another shooters handload by the smell of the powder and amount of smoke produced. LoL!!! Winner!" I wish I would have had a picture of "Fullauto Shooters" face when I pulled that off on Saturday. Edited October 21, 2008 by baerburtchell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 "You look forward to returning to your car after a trip to the mall because it's another chance to practice moving from cover to cover."Or you look forward to returning to your car so you can practice your scan-and-search if you're into defensive shooting. "...you have inadvertently sucked up primers in a vacuum cleaner."Been there, done that. "...you have spent more on pistol primers in the past year than on personal clothing"No kidding.Assuming there isn't too much obnoxious b/g soundtrack music, when you can tell what kind of handgun the actor/actress on TV is using by the sound of the racking slide. (Hint: Glocks are easy to identify). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 The classic has to be mentioned: You know you're a shooter when you can't stand to watch 99% of Hollywood gunplay because it is SO WRONG.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunH Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) You know you're a shooter when... ...your girlfriend asks you if her gun belt makes her ass look too big, ...you stand in front of the mirror in your boxers & gun belt dry firing, ...you're idea of wallpaper is the "metric" target and toilet paper is the "classic target", ...you're going out with your girl and she asks you if she should wear the chrome .25 automatic in a garter with the stiletto heels or the Glock 19 with the knee high f- me boots. Edited October 21, 2008 by ShaunH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORCA Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 You know you are a shooter when: You buy a house two miles from the range. You use your USPSA membership number as your pin number. When you use morning meeting at work to design stages. You have to tell yourself that your not double tapping the mouse, you're doing controlled pairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Ellis Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 More a statement of local attitudes but ... Your contractor and electrictian ask where the reloading bench is going so they know where the overhead light is going to be installed. Your wife bellows at you to pick up the toy the cat is tossing across the living room. A 12ga hull. Midway, Natchez, and Brownells monthly flyers are not considered junk mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 WHEN YOUR FIRST THOUGHT AFTER FOREPLAY IS..........(wait for it)........... "LOAD AND MAKE READY" OR TELL THE WIFE, " IF YOU ARE FINISHED UNLOAD AND SHOW CLEAR" Talk about a visual..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM262 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ...when your cell phone rings and you snatch it out of your hip holster on the 'R' of the ring not the 'ing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark K Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 While picking up dirty laundry around the house (18yr old son), and you mentally plan the most efficient way through "the Stage" Mark K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMoore Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ......when looking for an area to live, you skip over "good schools" "low crime" "low cost of living" and other common criteria and go straight to "Is there a local USPSA/IDPA club". ....you design courses of fire during your daily commute to pass the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Nesbitt Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ....you design courses of fire during your daily commute to pass the time. I thought everybody did that. I nonchalantly pace off the distances to get it just right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunH Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 (edited) WHEN YOUR FIRST THOUGHT AFTER FOREPLAY IS..........(wait for it)........... "LOAD AND MAKE READY" OR TELL THE WIFE, " IF YOU ARE FINISHED UNLOAD AND SHOW CLEAR" Talk about a visual..... I was thinking the same thing in that regard. I don't want to know if it's clear, I've already rolled over. At least he didn't tell his "wife" to "holster" it! Edited October 22, 2008 by ShaunH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M ammo Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Replying to You Know You're a Shooter When... "You want your kids to grow up to be 3 Gunners" " Your daughter gets the Toy in a happy meal and asks if she can shoot at it when we get home" Jim M ammo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revchuck Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 You know you're a shooter when... ...the first thing you do on learning you have to travel for work is to check both the IDPA and USPSA club finders, and see which matches you'll be able to shoot on the weekends; the second thing is to figure out which gun you'll take with you. Then you worry about clothes and travel arrangements. I brought the Beretta this time...almost brought the Colt Official Police, just because I haven't shot it in so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronEqualizer Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 WHEN YOU............. Build a 7 pistol bay, 1 rifle bay range in your backyard and have 45 of your friends over once a month for a USPSA match. East Alabama Gun Club AL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 ...when you reach into your jacket pocket for something and out fall a couple of empty casings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasOPM Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Your finger goes straight when you finish drilling a hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark K Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 WHEN YOU.............Build a 7 pistol bay, 1 rifle bay range in your backyard and have 45 of your friends over once a month for a USPSA match. East Alabama Gun Club AL The first step in recovery is recognizing you have a problem. Mark K (One of the 45) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 WHEN YOU.............Build a 7 pistol bay, 1 rifle bay range in your backyard and have 45 of your friends over once a month for a USPSA match. East Alabama Gun Club AL The first step in recovery is recognizing you have a problem. Mark K (One of the 45) Man I sooo wish I was your neighbor! Lucky Dog You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmanfixit Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 You know you're a shooter when you buy your wife a Glock 26, extra mags and some fobus mag carriers for her birthday and she isn't pissed at you! GOD I'm lucky, I can buy her tools as well!! "Whenever another approaches you with the clear intention of doing something for your own good, RUN, Run for your life!!" Oscar Wild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maineshootah Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 When you have more techwear shooting shirts then work dress shirts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 And guess when you know you have NOT been at it a while? You only have one. Like me. But I will order another one this spring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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