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A few funny quotes i pick up off the range...

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ok here are a few that made me laugh

1. " Keep your booger hook off the bang button."

2. "Man people here cant shoot, Look at all these worm burners." - Speaking of the streaking in the ground from low shots..

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I recently heard one shooter say, just generally to the other squad members. "I made two mistakes on that stage." And someone yelled out "What? You weren't fast and you weren't accurate." Everyone laughed.

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One that I use when kidding with one of my range buds:

"Your feet are bigger that's why you're so much faster. Every step you take is 2" farther along."

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"The hardest distance in shooting? Its the six inches between the shooters ears."

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R.O.ing a female shooter on a stage: Me, "shooter ready?" the female, "NO!" :goof: Or the guy that shot at the target that was 2 sides of cardboard, balloon in the center of mass, suspending the target. (target wearing a t shirt). He dumps a whole mag into the target and, not hitting the balloon, it doesn't fall. He looks at me and says, "Man, that's a tough balloon! That's not fair!" :roflol:

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I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?"

His answer, "Sure, put it out there."

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I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?"

His answer, "Sure, put it out there."

Okay, I really laughed out loud at that one. That would be my response.

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Scoring an older gentleman's targets, during a match. The gentleman in question is a very likeable person, very good natured, but some of his ammo seems very, very light. So, scoring a target, I yelled over to him, "Hey (insert shooter name here), how do you think this one should be scored? It's just stuck in the cardboard! "

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My favorite, "That's a double" :roflol:

A shooter said that to me once while I was scoring his targets. I told him "hold that thought" then I walked over to the no shoot he hit and pointed and said "that's a double". He smiled and walked away.

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Statement after most of the shotgun shells fell out of the shell-holder when the commenter was shooting the stage - "Those shell-holders weren't made for the speed I run at" reply "What speed is that, dog slow?"

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I used to shoot at an indoor range that had man on man steel plate matches on Tuesday nights. One night, one regular shooter had brought a new gun and was missing the plates, he said "I can't tell where I am hitting" to which someone else said " behind the plates, in the backstop". We all laughed.

Hurley

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I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?"

His answer, "Sure, put it out there."

Okay, I really laughed out loud at that one. That would be my response.

Same here. Good one.

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I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?"

His answer, "Sure, put it out there."

Now THAT is funny.

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Back when they first came out, a good friend bought a Ruger P-89. After I fired a few rounds from it and handed it back, I told he needed two of them. He asked why he needed two. I told him to tie a rope one each, throw one off the bow of a skiff and one off the stern The two pistols would hold the skiff steady over a bluegill bed while he fished. He did not think it was too funny.

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The reason why a 6" inch gun is more accurate than a 5" gun is because with the 6" you are closer to the target.

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