GuildSF4 Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 Personal favorite: "I actually voted for John Kerry, before I voted against him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 On an Electrician's truck : "Let us remove your shorts." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I'll admit that I didn't read all seven pages of this thread, so forgive me if this is already in here. Sig lady's signature reminds me of this: "There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary Code and those who don't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Smith Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Seen in my driveway... [ link to LARGER image ] [ link to LARGER image ] My old car (currently for sale, cheap) [ link to LARGER image ] "cogito ergo armor", "Molon lable" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazador Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 "If I'd have known it was going to cause so many problems, I'd have picked my own damned cotton." C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 It was very short and concise, but funny. The kind you have to read twice before it sinks in.... Dislexics of the world, UNTIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Yep ...Thats a good one, thanks Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLM Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 My friend has a sweatshirt that has "Bad spelers of the World... Untie". Always makes me chuckle when I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I just a couple of days ago saw the "Dyslexics... Untie." sticker, yes. Verra funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD Niner Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Thanks. I needed a chuckle right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 that's just luvly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 The Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen by Duane Thomas Okay, you know the bumper stickers that say, "My Other Car Is a Rolls-Royce". And the joke is that they're always affixed to some rusted-out POS. So, years ago, back when I lived in L.A., I happened to be driving through Beverly Hills and found myself sitting at a stop light behind a car that actually was a Rolls-Royce. Beautiful car, immaculately maintained. The bumper sticker on it read.....wait for it.... "My other car is ALSO a Rolls-Royce." Now that's conspicuous consumption! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 That is not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 You hear about the dyslexic guy how wondered if Dog is real...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I hadn't....but I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recovering19A Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 (edited) "Honk if you've never seen a handgun fired out a car window." Oh, and "Possum - the other, other white meat." Edited July 14, 2010 by recovering19A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfchorn Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 You hear about the dyslexic guy how wondered if Dog is real...? I heard it as the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Santiago Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Seen on an F-350 Dually... "Buy a Hybrid, I need the gas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 One to think about Have gas...will pass Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scap99 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 one of my favorites... I love cats. They are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecichlid Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 one of my favorites... I love cats. They are delicious. It's all food til you make it a pet. Joe W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbxdm9 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 "I am a bomb tech, if you see me running try to keep up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbxdm9 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 oh,,,, oh..... I love cat jokes - I love cats, I just can't finish one by myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M ammo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Not to get in trouble,,, But I did see one that said something like this,, Your Political Party Sucks! And so does Mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LT45 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Saw this one on the back of a delivery truck. How is my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#*T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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