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The funniest bumper sticker I have seen in a while,


Merlin Orr

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working as a jailer, this is the one i thought was funny "Your Son & My money both go to TDC."

i see so many guys go to TDC and the funny thing is, they think its normal for people to be in JAIL.

some folks.

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Hurricane Ivan removed a landmark of the Gulf Coast in a rundown, beachside watering hole on the Alabama-Florida border know as the Flora-Bama.

Seen on a car parked in front of the wreckage:

"The hell with Iraq,

Rebuild the Flora-Bama"

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Favourite bumper sticker, seen on a Ferrari maintenance truck in Boulder:

"I love the French, they taste like chicken - Hannibal Lecter" :rolleyes:

Least favourite bumper sticker (seen on a beaten up old Honda that looks overdue for an accident):

"He died 2000 years ago - Get over it !" :angry:

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Hope I don't replicate.

Rush Is A Band

Don't Kalifornicate Idaho

I'am trying to be the man my dog thinks I'am

And.........

U.S.F.S. Hiring

All Tree Huggin', Whale Luggin' eco-feminazis apply

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Seen on the gas tank of a Yamaha R6:

"MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM"

Will have to get one for my bike if I ever get around to putting it back on the street. It'll look great right next to my perenial favorite:

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

C.

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DONUTS???

SOMEBODY'S GOT DONUTS???

WHERE ARE THE DONUTS????

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I apologize in advance for any repeats. But, I like these! :D

Driver carries no Cash,

He's Married

Can't Feed 'em?

Don't Breed 'em

I'm Busy. You're Ugly.

Have a Nice Day.

4 out of 3 people have

trouble with fractions

The shortest sentence is, "I Am,"

The longest is, "I Do."

I Am NOT an Alcoholic,

I AM A DRUNK

Alcoholics go to meetings.

I brake for....

DAMN... No Brakes!!!!!

dj

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Sticky Note Pad Sayings

"Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

“If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.”

Other light hearted from Despair INC

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