froglegs Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 THERE'S NO GRAVITY... THE WORLD SUCKS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 On my vet's truck: "My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student." On a green Ford pickup with gunrack that is new to campus this fall driven by a young lady: "Girls with guns have more fun" right next to a Life Member NRA sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rising Sight Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 A buddy of mine that used to drive a delivery truck had this one on his bumper. " If I'm a road hog, than your wife is a pig". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes Welcome To Shit Creek-----Sorry, We're out of paddles And an all time favorite!!!! I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made From the Precision Cartridge Co Regards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted September 4, 2004 Author Share Posted September 4, 2004 Round Gun OH YEA! on several of those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Another of my favorites: My idea of gun control is a steady hand. -- Regards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 A few more God must love stupid people, he made so many As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools I'm just driving this way to piss you off Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine Regards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 I pulled up behind a pickup that had a camper shell on it with the top part open, and a bunch of kids in the back. Bumper sticker said: "Don't tailgate me, I'll flick a bugger on your windshield!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Age, Experience and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 WARNING: Driver Chews Tobacco dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver8M3 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 I pulled up behind a pickup that had a camper shell on it with the top part open, and a bunch of kids in the back. Bumper sticker said: "Don't tailgate me, I'll flick a bugger on your windshield!" i think i saw that same truck...last weekend on the way to the black creek match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photoguy67 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Used to work with a lady at an armored car company that had: I have P.M.S. and a GUN, any questions? Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froglegs Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 On the way to shoot a match at custer wash on sep 5 the back of a semi had on the left ..."<-passing side" and on the right " dum-ass-side->" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyB Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Age, Experience and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill! I know where that one came from How about: "The only man to enter the houses of parliament with the right idea was Guy Faulkes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmccrock Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 "Don't Force Me to Release the Flying Monkeys!" Luckily, the coffee cup was merely in my hand and there was no coffee in my mouth when I read this. Not timely, but another one is: "Cut off Clinton's Viagra" Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher - and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!" Thought some mught enjoy this one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 My current favorite: DEFEND AMERICA Defeat Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Here in the North East it is: FLUSH THE TWO JOHNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 My two current favorites: Seen on the back of a VW Rabbit convertible driven by a cute little 20-something blonde "If you're going to ride my ass, don't forget to pull my hair" And, on the back of a Dodge Magnum: "Could you please spank my monkey? It's been very bad." Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Okay - for all you SF fans out there. One that resided on my karmen ghia for a number of years was: Tardis Express - For when it absolutely, positively has to be there before you sent it. Doctor Who????? Another that is funny and one that parents can identify with: Hire a teenager while they still know everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Most guys just don't get it about women and dancing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmercury2 Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 CALIFORNIA IS A FOREIGN COUNTRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I saw these today... re-select Bush FOUR MORE WARS and a Kerry Sticker on top of a No More War (?) sticker such that it read: NO MORE John Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Seems like the bumper snickers are getting better by the day... Actually saw this one today, for real: "Will Work For Food / Will Beg For Sex" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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