Tman33_99 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Seen on a Dodge Ram 2500 Pickup: DON'T STROKE IT RAM IT Seen on a Ford F350 Super Duty DON'T RAM IT POWER STROKE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 As a serious Chevy guy, I just wave at them both as I pass them...I do know that wasn't the message there, but as long as we were drifting the thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 How about my D class shooter beat your Master class? Humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Burwell Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 While on the Ford vs. chevy thing, how about his one: Eating up Rams Shitting out Chevys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Well, and then there was sighted on a Ford truck one day (I kid you not): "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys." I personally don't care which you drive... as long as it's legal, lockable and comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 How about my D class shooter beat your Master class?Humor I thought that was supposed to be: My D class USPSA shooter beat your ID**/GS**/NR******/SA** (insert your choice) Master class shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George D Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 "God invented Chevys so idiots wouldn't have to drive Fords". (Aussie to US translation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 (On the back of an older-model pickup truck just yesterday): "Don't Force Me to Release the Flying Monkeys!" I nearly rear-ended him with my own hilarious version of shock-'n-awe. There was also another equally "out there" sticker on the other side of his bumper, but I was so busy negotiating the busy intersection and trying to memorize 'the monkeys' that the other one slipped my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 20, 2004 Author Share Posted June 20, 2004 Just sent to me by a friend... Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," The proctologist called...they found your head. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me," Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal toshoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfinney Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Seen on the back side of the T-Shirt of a Harley Rider this weekend: (kind of a bumper sticker, right?) If you can read this, the BITCH Fell off! Why wife didn't like it, but I was LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dame Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 A guy on a Ford Ranger off-road club site had "ONLY LITTLE BOYS WEAR BOWTIES" on his truck I also like "its a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand", "this end up" and "if you can read this, I screwed up"( on upside down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 More Bumper Stickers Sorry if a few are repeats... Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger. - For Erik ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. For Rhino ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. For GO Rilla~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! For SEVERAL unnamed posters.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. For ALL yall from LA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. For TL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. For Siggy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON" AND - A new one I saw this weekend at a costal fishing camp. Your Son & My money both go to TDC. ( Texas Department of Corrections) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmark Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 My favorite throwback to the '70's: "Oops, my Karma ran over your Dogma" On the back glass of both of my hearses: "got Jesus?"('73 Pontiac Grandville Superior, and '84 Cadillac S&S Victoria) A couple of ideas for do it yourself stickers to adorn the flat black bumper of my camoflaged '69 Dodge powerwagon: "My truck can beat up your truck" and with apologies to the beef council: "Jeep, it's whats for dinner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Seen yesterday: "My God can beat your God." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilTerry Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 ABB... Anybody But Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Can’t believe everyone missed my favorite. Visualize Whirled Pea’s -- Regards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froglegs Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 I STARTED WITH NOTHING... AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precision40 Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 "Your village called, they want their idiot back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froglegs Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 KEEP HONKING!!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO RELOAD... I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 "If I Am Passing You On The Right, You Are In The WRONG Lane!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogmaDog Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 I can't stand the "My kid is an honor student at _____ school"...so arrogant. I did see one for sale with the USMC emblem and "Give War a Chance" DogmaDog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 "I should have stayed home and cleaned my guns...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradC Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Saw one on the way to work today that will strike a coord with the Geeks among us.. "There is no place like 127.0.0.1" And, for the blasphemous among us: "Jesus saves souls... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes." BradC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 "There is no place like 127.0.0.1" LMAO...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkelly Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 A bumper sticker in our gun club. "You can't beat a woman who shoots" Respectfully, jkelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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