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The funniest bumper sticker I have seen in a while,


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Well, and then there was sighted on a Ford truck one day (I kid you not): "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys."

I personally don't care which you drive... as long as it's legal, lockable and comfortable. :D

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How about my D class shooter beat your Master class?

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I thought that was supposed to be:

My D class USPSA shooter beat your ID**/GS**/NR******/SA** (insert your choice) Master class shooter

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(On the back of an older-model pickup truck just yesterday):

"Don't Force Me to Release the Flying Monkeys!" :lol:

I nearly rear-ended him with my own hilarious version of shock-'n-awe.

There was also another equally "out there" sticker on the other side

of his bumper, but I was so busy negotiating the busy intersection and

trying to memorize 'the monkeys' that the other one slipped my mind. :rolleyes:

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Just sent to me by a friend...

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little

opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle

on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful

overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,

doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...

I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?

Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can

slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal toshoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

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Seen on the back side of the T-Shirt of a Harley Rider this weekend: (kind of a bumper sticker, right?)

If you can read this, the

BITCH

Fell off!

Why wife didn't like it, but I was LOL.

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A guy on a Ford Ranger off-road club site had

"ONLY LITTLE BOYS WEAR BOWTIES" on his truck

I also like "its a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand", "this end up" and "if you can read this, I screwed up"( on upside down)

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More Bumper Stickers

Sorry if a few are repeats...

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger. - For Erik

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. For Rhino

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. For GO Rilla~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! For SEVERAL unnamed posters..

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics. For ALL yall from LA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. For TL

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. For Siggy

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"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

AND - A new one I saw this weekend at a costal fishing camp.

Your Son & My money both go to TDC. ( Texas Department of Corrections)

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My favorite throwback to the '70's: "Oops, my Karma ran over your Dogma"

On the back glass of both of my hearses: "got Jesus?"('73 Pontiac Grandville Superior, and '84 Cadillac S&S Victoria)

A couple of ideas for do it yourself stickers to adorn the flat black bumper of my camoflaged '69 Dodge powerwagon:

"My truck can beat up your truck"

and with apologies to the beef council: "Jeep, it's whats for dinner" :P

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Saw one on the way to work today that will strike a coord with the Geeks among us..

"There is no place like 127.0.0.1"

And, for the blasphemous among us:

"Jesus saves souls... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes."

;)

BradC

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