Dalmas Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 "Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here" - kinda like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 There is already too little respect in our society for intelligence and education. It's not about the student's intelligence; it's about the parent's boasting. Oh yeah, one sticker I had on my old truck, and on my first Safariland holster, and on my motorcycle: SHUT UP HIPPY. People really dug it on the holster. Unfortunately, my holsters have since gotten smaller and smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Erik, just for you: JKM, I'm one of the ones that beat up the honor students... and got better grades than they did. Everyone hated me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Heiter Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I've been having some fun lately w/ the "Make your own bumper sticker" kits from office depot that you can run through a regular inkjet printer. You can make your own and then "give" them to your friends when they're not looking. If you're a nice guy you stick with the magnetic ones that come off easily but hey, that's up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 There is already too little respect in our society for intelligence and education. I agree. BTW: My car's bumper sticker is: My Italian Greyhound is Smarter Than Your Honor Student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 While I realize that we have created a society where the average person has no appreciation of the value of intelligence and education, I am exceedingly disappointed that this attitude has appeared on this forum. I have generally found a somewhat higher level here in the BEnosphere and I'm saddened that such a low-level white-trash sort of attitude has appeared here. Being that I grew up in Louisiana and my In-Laws still reside there, I feel obligated to stand up for the rest of the white trash and refute your assertion: I resemble that remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Saw on t-shirt at church garage sale: "You Have the Right to Remain Silent/Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you." (yellow on black). In Texas, it reads: You Have the Right to Remain Silent as Long as You Can Stand the Pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 It's not about the student's intelligence; it's about the parent's boasting. Maybe slightly off topic, but I have been wondering for years: What happened to the dumb kids? I swear I can't figure it out. All through school, every class had a couple of dumb kids. We knew who they were, they knew, nobody cared. There were also tall kids, short kids, fat kids. No big deal..... But suddenly, every kid on earth is: GIFTED I want to know what the government did with the dumb kids! I kind of liked them and it seems unfair that they all got taken away and locked up somewhere so that our entire school system could be filled with THE GIFTED. Just one more question: If they are GIFTED, doesn't that mean we can return them if we saved the receipt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 If you do not have the receipt you can not return them but you can re-gift them to someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 In the make-your-own-bumper-sticker dept., how about: "My AMD Athlon 3400 can whip your overclocked Pentium 4...!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr10x Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I happen to like understated simplicity. I saw this one on the back of a 3500 4X4 Dodge Ram 4 door, long bed Dually; in simple black and white: BIG ASS TRUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 15, 2004 Author Share Posted June 15, 2004 Nuke the baby whales!I'm also offended by the various "My _____ can beat up your honor student" stickers and sorely disappointed that they have appeared on this forum. There is already too little respect in our society for intelligence and education. We certainly do not need to advocate that physical violence is preferable to doing well in school. Clearly, someone who is well educated and reasonably intelligent is far more likely to be able to help solve some of society's problems than someone who has no talents other than the propensity for physical violence. While I realize that we have created a society where the average person has no appreciation of the value of intelligence and education, I am exceedingly disappointed that this attitude has appeared on this forum. I have generally found a somewhat higher level here in the BEnosphere and I'm saddened that such a low-level white-trash sort of attitude has appeared here. p.s. I assure you that education and intelligence will ultimately win. If your _____ does indeed beat up my honor student... no-one will ever find the body. Cheers, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe....... I like the My other Auto is a .45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 We can offend more people if we say: Nuke the Gay Baby Whales in the name of Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 One of the best bumper stickers was a topical one at the time when some Japanese bigwig (corp? gov? I forget) said something to the effect of, "American workers are lazy." The sticker had a mushroom cloud and the text, "Made in America by lazy workers. Tested in Japan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sac Law Man Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I saw the sticker on a very attractive gals car IF YOUR RIDING MY ASS, YOU'D BETTER BE PULLING MY HAIR. Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The best one I have seen was "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!" on... a guy's motorized wheel chair! I almost wet myself when I ready it. Even better, it was all scratched and beat up. TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkmccoy Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 We can offend more people if we say: Nuke the Gay Baby Whales in the name of Jesus... Yeah! I can go for that. If we can get it all on one sticker. Cheers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 We can offend more people if we say: Nuke the Gay Baby Whales in the name of Jesus... You missed some. make it: We can offend more people if we say: Nuke the Gay Disabled Handicapped Mentally Challenged Baby Whales of Color in the name of Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Bountyhunter Must have had a Senior moment when I missed those, thanks for adding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I'd like to add to the 'roll yer own' with War Sucks But Sadam sucked Moore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 Here Here (sound of applause)- You could sell that one, Nolan! Nice pic in your profile....Looks like me back in my Biker Trash days. Not to say you look like scooter trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Oh, rest assured that Nolan has some GREAT photos of him and his, uh, family....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooterj Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's @$$ and wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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