The HUGE D Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Maurice FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMaurice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryYu Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 The doctor that checked out my nethers in MEPS was named Johnny Condom.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.E. Kelley Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 I know a fellow named. Richard B. Tingley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 A friend whose surname is King named his son Elvis The .. His wife divorced him and had the kid's name changed to Bill or George or Anything but Sue later the same year. As a policeman in an urban municipality of underprivileged, I encountered people whose given names were "Porsha Mercedes", "Shato Breeon" "Fattifanny", "Shardunay", "Tanqueray" and many others I can't remember. Somewhere in my beat, I'm sure there's a kid named "Fahrvergnugen" but I never found him. Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcc870 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Haven't seen either one of these but I was driving the other day and saw a billboard and the guys name was Phillip Aycock. The next one took me a good 10 minutes to figure out how to pronounce. This girl comes into work and hands me a sheet of paper of course I look at her name and it reads La-ah. I just stared at her and the name until finally she told me its pronounced La dash ah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anopsis Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I look at her name and it reads La-ah. I just stared at her and the name until finally she told me its pronounced La dash ah. Here's the origin of that one: My mother used to work with a guy named Richard Head. Seriously, Dick Head. He wisely chose to call himself by his first two initials and was known as 'R. L. Head'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattwaage Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I work on a railroad and one of the conductors, never met him just hear him on the radio, is named Richard Hammer. Thats just so awesome I am jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillChunn Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 I look at her name and it reads La-ah. I just stared at her and the name until finally she told me its pronounced La dash ah. Here's the origin of that one: My mother used to work with a guy named Richard Head. Seriously, Dick Head. He wisely chose to call himself by his first two initials and was known as 'R. L. Head'. Yep.... my daughter had a patient come into the Emergency Room... Cli-ea Cli-dash-e-ah ('cause yo' pro'nunce da dash....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unregistered Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Growing up in Hong Kong, I led a YMCA camp as a teenager where one of the local kids had a very normal name of "富景豪" - his English name was writte as a phoentic spelling of the Chinese, so it read Fu, King Ho. One of the caucasian counsellors was reading out the names for registration, got to his and read it out... We all burst out laughing and the poor kid started crying.... having no idea why we were laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noximus03 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 I wish this were a joke, but my sister named her 1st born son Tiger. At first I thought it was a cool name, then I remembered what his last name would be. I dont wish the name Tiger Gillie on any boy. He's a great kid, but damn....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ming the Merciless Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Growing up in Hong Kong, I led a YMCA camp as a teenager where one of the local kids had a very normal name of "富景豪" - his English name was writte as a phoentic spelling of the Chinese, so it read Fu, King Ho. One of the caucasian counsellors was reading out the names for registration, got to his and read it out... We all burst out laughing and the poor kid started crying.... having no idea why we were laughing. What a coincidence, his cousin Lyeng Ho is in the San Jose, Ca. phonebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 My mother used to work with a guy named Richard Head. I had a fellow who worked for me in the Army with that name. He was very emphatic that his name was Richard. No nicknames. None. Nada. Nope. Kill you if you call me Dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester121 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 I work on a railroad and one of the conductors, never met him just hear him on the radio, is named Richard Hammer. Thats just so awesome I am jealous. Come shoot one of our matches in southern Wisconsin, Rich Hammer shoots Production on my squad every match. Nicest guy in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter300 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Growing up in Hong Kong, I led a YMCA camp as a teenager where one of the local kids had a very normal name of "富景豪" - his English name was writte as a phoentic spelling of the Chinese, so it read Fu, King Ho. One of the caucasian counsellors was reading out the names for registration, got to his and read it out... We all burst out laughing and the poor kid started crying.... having no idea why we were laughing. Priceless!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownUnder Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Real names by parents who didn't think things through - Ophelia Dickey Filma Carr (worked in a service station part-time) Ben Dover, Ben Down, Neil Down (in that order on the class roll. Sounded like PT time.) Phil Ling (dentist in local telephone book) Hugh Howling (lots of prank calls asking is that Hugh Howling? Well, shut up!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfwobbly Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 And oldie, but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattwaage Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I work on a railroad and one of the conductors, never met him just hear him on the radio, is named Richard Hammer. Thats just so awesome I am jealous. Come shoot one of our matches in southern Wisconsin, Rich Hammer shoots Production on my squad every match. Nicest guy in the world. I was down for the wisconsin sectional maybe I met him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobS761 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 In my area, a morning news personality, Holly Goodhead, a priest, Fermus Dick, and an OB/GYN Dr. Richard C. Goode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassochist Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 ........."James is our shooter, Kyle is on deck, and Dick is in the ......" ...... dj that's the reason they call it deck deck in belgium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DillBill Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 The one that always made me laugh was Mike Hunt. One of those say it three times fast type of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 The one that always made me laugh was Mike Hunt. One of those say it three times fast type of things. I used to work with a Mike Hund. One day I called him, dialing his number from memory. A female answered the phone, which was strange because I dialed Mike's direct line. "Hello?"; "Yes, is Mike there?"; "Mike? Mike Who?"; "Mike Hund"; "Real funny a$$hole. Get a life" and then she hung up. I was flabbergasted. What the heck was that all about. Then I looked down, saw the number i had dialed.....oops. Poor lady thought it was prank phone call....it really wasn't. When I finally got a hold of Mike, he laughed his butt off when I told him what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calvinc78 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 The one that always made me laugh was Mike Hunt. One of those say it three times fast type of things. I used to work with a Mike Hund. One day I called him, dialing his number from memory. A female answered the phone, which was strange because I dialed Mike's direct line. "Hello?"; "Yes, is Mike there?"; "Mike? Mike Who?"; "Mike Hund"; "Real funny a$$hole. Get a life" and then she hung up. I was flabbergasted. What the heck was that all about. Then I looked down, saw the number i had dialed.....oops. Poor lady thought it was prank phone call....it really wasn't. When I finally got a hold of Mike, he laughed his butt off when I told him what happened. lmao thats pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowsSon683 Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 I have a friend in england named james martin harry butt. My friend went through mcrd sd with a guy named richard skinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsons Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Read the first two pages and don't think i saw this one. When i was in school I went to the same summer camp every year. One of the older counselors name was mike and I had known him for years. At the end of camp each year they gave a list with everyone in the camp and emails incase anyone wanted to stay in touch. I was flipping through looking and saw the counselors page and was reading their names. Turns out his last name was Hunt.. Yep his name is Mike Hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowellacsbd Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Used to have a boss (restaurant owner) mant years ago who's name was Harry Ball. He was from Pakistan so not sure what was going on there... Probably a front for something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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