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There are very few of the of the worlds problems that can't be sovled with the appropriate charge of explosives

Don't know where its from but I heard it with 1st EOD plt camp pendleton :devil:

"Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosives." Blaster (Reb Brown) from Uncommon Valor

Also "Any problem on earth can be solved with the proper application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off."

The Wendesday Play (TV show) - von Quirnheim - Michael Anthony

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From an old TV show-

"I be Abner, and this be my daughter Sarah." "Well, I be Sledgehammer, and THIS be my gun!" (pulls S&W 29 out of jacket).

"What is that thing? A silencer?" "It's my own invention. I call it a Loudener."

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Armored car driver: Where'd you learn to shoot like that?

Marlboro Man: I read a book.... Came with the gun.

Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't pull it, don't jerk it, don't yank it, it ain't your dick.

Marlboro: Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!

And one of my all time favorites:

Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin' for sh|+ you wouldn't get a whiff!

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"There is no way you came from my loins!, when I get home I'm punching your momma right in the mouth!

Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Smokey and the bandit

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From Green Berets with John Wayne as Colonel Kirby:

Beckworth - There is such a thing as due process.

Colonel Kirby - Out here, due process is a bullet.

That is a great one. John Wayne delivered many awesome lines over his career.

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Gloria " Daddy did you know sixty percent of the people murdered in this country in the last ten years were killed by guns? "

Archie " Would it make you feel any better little girl, if they was pushed out of windows? "

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"Die Gas Pumper!!!!"...from "The Jerk"

""AK47, the very best there is... when you absolutely positively gotta kill every motherf*****r in the room, except no subsitutes"...Samuel L Jackson in "Jackie Brown"

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Little Bill: "You just shot an unarmed man!"

William Munny: "Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

Watched Unforgiven the other day...can't help but like that line.

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Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser): "Do you want the shotgun?"

Ardeth Bey (Oded Fehr): "No-Iprefer the Thompson."

from "the Mummy Returns"

"And stay put until you done all the shootin' you're gonna do. Nothing scares people more than a man who stands his ground when he oughtta be running like a spotted-ass ape."

Willie Nelson, in "Babarosa"

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Can't believe this thread still lives! Started it some time ago...

Bob Lee Swagger: Suppose I was looking for man who could make a 2200 yard cold bore shot, who's alive that could do that?

Mr. Rate: Seems I heard about a shot like that being made not too long ago, said the guy's name was Bob Lee Swagger. Never met the man, so I wouldn't know.

Bob Lee Swagger: Ya, they said that alright.

Mr. Rate: They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.

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Martin Riggs: I do it real good, you know.


Roger Murtaugh: Do what?


Martin Riggs: When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at. Well, see ya tomorrow.

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The Wild Bunch

After Pike(William Holden) and the boys blasted the Mexican general who had just cut the throat of their friend Angel and they are all facing the whole Mexican army. Nobody is moving, then Ben Johnson says:

"We got these sonsabitches buffaloed." so then Pike shoots the German general and the final fight was on.

You can't help but like a movie that burned through 30,000 rounds of 30.06 in a water cooled Browning just making the last fight scene.

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The Wild Bunch

After Pike(William Holden) and the boys blasted the Mexican general who had just cut the throat of their friend Angel and they are all facing the whole Mexican army. Nobody is moving, then Ben Johnson says:

"We got these sonsabitches buffaloed." so then Pike shoots the German general and the final fight was on.

You can't help but like a movie that burned through 30,000 rounds of 30.06 in a water cooled Browning just making the last fight scene.

One of the best movies, ever.

"Let's go."

"Why not."

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From the Shootist:

John Wayne:

"It's not always being fast or even accurate that counts.

It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing.

They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger...And I won't."

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"We should have shotguns for this type of deal" Jules 

 

 

pulp fiction

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"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month."

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Old thread, but couldn't help myself. I use this line every time somebody hits a no shoot in the head...

 

"You shot Marvin in the face!"

 

Pulp Fiction

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