Micah Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 "I'm a lead farmer mother f*#ker!" -Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 "A bullet always tells the truth." John W. Creasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotm4 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!" --Harry Callahan (Magnum Force, 1973) Then a similar quote used in Righteous Kill: "Nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people are getting shot!" --Turk (Righteous Kill, 2008) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rusert Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Also from Righteous Kill: "Most people respect the badge . . . Everybody respects the gun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rusert Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 OK, one more, from Conspiracy: “I have become mistrustful of words, but a gun means what it says.” (Picked up from the Dave Petzal Blog today) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingman Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 This one wasn’t from a movie, but a shirt I saw. It is an instant classic. “Gun control means never having to say I missed you!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasz Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. GUN FU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidwiz Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous. Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun. Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally? Frank: I used to have that problem. Jane: What did you do about it? Frank: I just think about baseball. =========== Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy! Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar,' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albsch Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Donald: Jaaaack? Jack: Yeah? Donald: Time out, OK? Jack: Time out? Donald: Time out. Jack: What do you mean, 'time out?' Donald: You're not gonna believe this. I was in a hurry when I left the cabin this morning, and, well, silly me, I got the wrong bullets. Robin Williams & Jerry Reed – The Survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHolsted Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 "You did not even get penetration with the elephant gun!" Reba in Tremors This is a good funny movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHolsted Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 (edited) Earl "What is this?" Burt "Cannon Fuse" Earl "Why do you have Cannon fuse?" Burt" For my CANNON!" Another line from Tremors Edited December 29, 2008 by PHolsted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 (edited) The unit season 4 episode 11 "switchblade" Molley "how long you been working on that revolver?" Carlito "most if my spare time, a few years." Molley "then what?" Carlito " it will be my BBQ gun." Molley "then what?" Carlito "then I will wear to BBQ's." Edited December 28, 2008 by North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM Neighbors Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I wish I knew how this went but its from Harley Davidson and The Malboro Man one of them misses and the other replys "if you were shooting for shit you wouldn't even get a whiff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 " Get off my lawn" Only Clint could make those words sound so scary. JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Dean: "Ow! You knocked my tooth out." Virgil Cole: "Well, Colt makes a heavy firearm. That's a fact." Appaloosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slabbie Shooter Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 "Why don't I blow a hole in your face, then I'll go inside. I'll sleep like a baby. We used to stack f*cks like you five feet high, use you for sandbags!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newopen GM Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Why Ed Bailey, does this mean we're not friends anymore? If I thought you were'nt my friend, I just don't think I could bear it." Doc Holliday Tombstone "Shut up, fool!" B.A. Baracus The A Team "Cielings, I'm falling into cielings, I'm climbing into cielings, all over the floor!" H.M. Murdock The A Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waktasz Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "Don't do it. He'll shoot us in the back." "If I was going to shoot you I'd shoot you in the face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 War Wagon Kirk Douglas- "Mine hit the ground first". John Wayne- "Mine was taller". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazmag Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 " thats mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man...." "fill your hands you son of a bisquit......." The DUKE... Rooster Cogburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waktasz Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Max: Shit. I think he's dead. Vincent: Good guess. Max: You killed him? Vincent: No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidel Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 This is my boomstick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBob Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 From Red Dawn: Tom Eckert: Boys! Avenge me! Avenge me! Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live: I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I am all out of bubble gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKB AZ Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dont remember which John Wayne movie but JW- from this distance that shotgun is useless Old man - I know JW - well why u shooting it for? Old man- cause it makes me feel better thats why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 The Cowboys (1972) Mr. Nightlinger: I regret trifling with married women, I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger, and those I am about to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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