Pat Miles Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Young punks! I'm 64! Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkCO Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Its all down hill from here next I will have to start having regular prostate exams. Pat Hope you had a good birthday! To be honest, at 46 I have enjoyed the past few years more than the years in my 30s. One Doctor hint, check to see if he has a med student working with him. If he does, DO NOT schedule exams on the day the med student is in the office. Have to do everything twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Never know....some might like having it done twice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaskapopo Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 Never know....some might like having it done twice... As long as both his hands are not on your shoulders. Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 you will be fine.. look at Neomet he's 78 and still shoots really well :goof: Seriously, Neomet is 78? My gosh, he doesn't look a day over 70!! I would come up with something witty here, but the Senior's early bird special starts at 5:00 and by the time I get my dentures in and drive my Buick LeSabre at 20 mph to the restaurant I will be late if I don't leave right now. Hehehe... "murder she wrote" and "Matlock" should be up before your bedtime what is is 6:30pm? Match Game PM dude! That Richard Dawson is SO talented! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI5-O Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Its all down hill from here next I will have to start having regular prostate exams. Pat Wait till you hit 50...heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jensey Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 40 is the new 20. At least that is what I'm telling myself as I'm knocking on 40's door. I work with a bunch of twentysomethings and they think I am old! They saw a pic of me the other day from the 90's from something at work and they all died laughing at the hair and the style of scrubs we wore then. I told them we will all be laughing at them in 20 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jensey Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 already got violated a few years ago by the doctor so thats out of the way at least. No sympathy here. As a female that has given birth to three kids, I can't feel sorry for the minor violation you get at the doctor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 30 was good, 40 was better. 50 it started going bad. 60, as much as I try I can't stay ahead of it. Bodies were not meant to last this long. Look at all the replacement parts they sell. At 62, these 700 and 800# boilers get heavier every day. Yesterday I got a little upset when the boiler would not move until I realized the jackass that installed it bolted it to the concrete Take care pf what you have, use it well, and keep moving. When you stop, you get run over. Hope you had a great birthday. Off to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Now here's the original old man. Turning 2000. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnLqLHWDg5E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuildSF4 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Yeah, 40 is bad...41 is much better...at 41, you can claim dyslexia and say you are only 14... I just claim I am 23 since my wife has to be old enough to drink and she is 2 years younger than me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 You will love 70+ !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "When you stop, you get run over." That's kind of why I kept going. A sensible philosophy. Or as Lee Iacocca said, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Yesterday I got a little upset when the boiler would not move until I realized the jackass that installed it bolted it to the concrete I was waiting for you to say that you installed it...years ago...and just forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 (edited) "Young" is 10 years less than your current age. "Old" is 20 years more than. Personally I will be 25 forever. That is old enough to know better and young enough not to care. Edited October 25, 2013 by Toolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 When I want to judge age I look at my wife. Now there is an example of forever young. Reminds me of Shakespeare's Cleopatra: Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety: other women cloyThe appetites they feed: but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies; for vilest thingsBecome themselves in her: that the holy priestsBless her when she is riggish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.E. Kelley Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 already got violated a few years ago by the doctor so thats out of the way at least. No sympathy here. As a female that has given birth to three kids, I can't feel sorry for the minor violation you get at the doctor!! That reminds me...childbirth cannot be as bad as getting kicked in the "sack" as no man would ask for seconds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 already got violated a few years ago by the doctor so thats out of the way at least.No sympathy here. As a female that has given birth to three kids, I can't feel sorry for the minor violation you get at the doctor!! That reminds me...childbirth cannot be as bad as getting kicked in the "sack" as no man would ask for seconds! Patrick- My wife's urologist told her childbirth ain't sh$t compared to a man passing a kidney stone. I try to use that, but it never works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 You know I've come to the conclusion that there is a bunch of worn out old farts here ...( me included ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them someday! 40 ain't $h!t, We be doin 60! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Yesterday I got a little upset when the boiler would not move until I realized the jackass that installed it bolted it to the concrete I was waiting for you to say that you installed it...years ago...and just forgot. Maybe, I don't remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomy Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 already got violated a few years ago by the doctor so thats out of the way at least.No sympathy here. As a female that has given birth to three kids, I can't feel sorry for the minor violation you get at the doctor!!That reminds me...childbirth cannot be as bad as getting kicked in the "sack" as no man would ask for seconds! Patrick- My wife's urologist told her childbirth ain't sh$t compared to a man passing a kidney stone. I try to use that, but it never works. Aint that the truth. I had a 7mm spine covered stone squibbed in the tube halfway to the bladder.Backed up urine to my left kidney. Felt like someone wringing out my kidney like a dish rag. Several nurses told me they would rather give birth than go thru what I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 This has become the most depressing, bad mojo post I've ever read. I'm heading over to read another story about Grumpy's wife and cheer up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 You have to admit it's somewhat better than the alternative ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMartens Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 you will be fine.. look at Neomet he's 78 and still shoots really well :goof: Seriously, Neomet is 78? My gosh, he doesn't look a day over 70!! I would come up with something witty here, but the Senior's early bird special starts at 5:00 and by the time I get my dentures in and drive my Buick LeSabre at 20 mph to the restaurant I will be late if I don't leave right now. And with your left turn signal on all the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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