drivingit Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Saw this bumper sticker today: "Heavily Armed Easily Pissed" Feel free to add.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermilion Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 "My Labrador is smarter than your Honor Student" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankymac Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 "War Between the States: North 1 vs South 0......Half time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.roberts Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Caution: Fishing and Hunting Stories in Progress... Protective Boots May Be Required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I like the "motorcycle awareness" bumper stickers that I see slapped on some people's cars...obviously, without their awareness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rusert Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 My Kharma just ran over your Dogma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basman Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 1911...It's faster than 911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 If you can read this, you are too close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 If I'm passing you on the right, your in the wrong damn lane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDM Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Saw one, one time that read - No matter how pretty she is, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her "stuff". Edited September 20, 2011 by SDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbncu Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 This one was painted on the back of an older car and was driven by an older couple driving slowly..."I might be slow, but I'm ahead of you". It made me smile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo45 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) On the back bumper of a van ........ If you're gonna ride my a** ya gotta pull my hair. Edited September 20, 2011 by buckaroo45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Springer Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Keep honking, I'm reloading My kid beat up your honor student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Seen on the back of a well-worn motorsickle many years ago... "Gas, grass or ass -- Nobody rides for free" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Any larue bumper sticker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Some more good ones "Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full" "Have you hugged a logger today?" "If you get any closer I will flick a booger on your windshield" My favorite.... "WHY BE NORMAL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo45 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 If you can read this ........ thank a teacher If it's in english ...........thank a soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterbenedetto Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) "God bless our snipers" Nothing funny about it but just simply bad ass! Edited September 20, 2011 by shooterbenedetto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMS42 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 YES IT'S FAST. No, you can't drive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyro Shooter Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Yes, this is my truck. . . No, I will not help you move! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) Stop Repeat Offenders, Don't Re-elect Them Time is the Best Teacher, Unfortunately It Kills All Its Students My Other Vehicle Is A Broomstick I'm Driving This Way Just to Piss You Off Honk If You Want to See My Finger Watch Out For the Idiot Behind Me! I Break For No Apparent Reason I'm Not Driving Fast, Just Flying Low I Child-Proofed My House, But They Still Get In Don't Force It, Get a Larger Hammer Nothing is Fool Proof To A Sufficiently Talented Fool You Are Depriving Some Poor Village of Its Idiot I Souport Publik Edekasion Sorry Dick, Nice Hummer... Edited September 21, 2011 by JThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Give whirled peas a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I saw one on the rear of a mini-van that read "I HAVE A TERRIFIC KID AT ...... SCHOOL". With a few strokes of a Sharpie, some one had changed the "F" to a "B", the "I" to an "L" and the "C" to an "E", turning the word into "TERRIBLE"! Probably unbeknownst to the driver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCNet Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I have a friend who had "EARTH FIRST! We can log the other planets later" on her Volvo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Chips Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Oh, I'm sorry, did my DRIVING interrupt your phone call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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