jaffo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 You inevitably go through one of the periodic safe emptying sales when times are hard, but rather than mourning the losses, you realize how much space there is now to fill back up when times are good again. I just buy another safe!!! I need more room!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dqshooter Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You are at the largest shooting EXPO on the planet(shot show) and when you are done with the show you drive around Vegas looking for gun stores. Just in case they have something you haven't seen(did it this year). We are not degenerate gamblers, we are degenerate gun owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbean Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 We are not degenerate gamblers, we are degenerate gun owners. It'd be cheaper to be a problem gambler, but not nearly as fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyro Shooter Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You spend 4 days at the SHOT Show and on the morning of the 4th day relize that you've spent 3 straight days looking for cool new toys and parts for you 3 gun habit. . . and you have half of the last day to actuly get contracts signed for your emplployer who sent you there. Damn Second year thats happened to me Next year I'll do better, I swear. But I'd better go for all 4 days . . just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUbor9 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I think the best I have heard ( and which I have been guilty of ) is when you pick up and save brass for firearms you do not even own....yet. HAHA like me and my obsession with keeping 357sig and 38sc brass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vernbo Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) double tap Edited February 22, 2011 by vernbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vernbo Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I think the best I have heard ( and which I have been guilty of ) is when you pick up and save brass for firearms you do not even own....yet. HAHA like me and my obsession with keeping 357sig and 38sc brass so-thats were my brass has been going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUbor9 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I think the best I have heard ( and which I have been guilty of ) is when you pick up and save brass for firearms you do not even own....yet. HAHA like me and my obsession with keeping 357sig and 38sc brass so-thats were my brass has been going possibly actually i have a bag of 38sc for you some of its yours im sure but i think alot of its the others guys I'll make sure to bring it to the next match i can make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonovanM Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) When Dave Sevigny shooting is your computer's wallpaper. (Just trying to mimic his stance, I swear...) Edited February 26, 2011 by DonovanM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxohhotxo Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Know you are a shooter when you have a AR and shotgun torn down all over the kitchen counter and island and just cook around it.-----Larry so true, not just in the kitchen...the bedroom, the dining room, the living room. gun guts everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxohhotxo Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 You firmly believe that a golf course is the wanton, criminal waste of a perfectly good rifle range. like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxohhotxo Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 When Dave Sevigny shooting is your computer's wallpaper. (Just trying to mimic his stance, I swear...) yeah okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 You know you’re a shooter when while on vacation, in a nice hotel, you pass by one of their boutique shops and see a $2500 Butcher Block table and think “Wow, that would make an AWESOME reloading bench!” Yes, my girlfriend did roll her eyes at me when I told her what I would do with the table. But come on…look at it! Wouldn’t you want to mount your Dillon on this thing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanky Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) nevermind Edited March 23, 2011 by spanky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jar Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 You realize you just looked the battery into the grip of your electric drill, just like it was a pistol you were reloading. You know you're a competition shooter when instead of buying a new toy, you buy an identical backup of your competition gun. I did both of these this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remington4Life Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 You know your an open shooter when your gun is too expensive to shoot someone with. ...you wait for your wife to go to bed so you can sneak in the garage and reload. ...cant afford gas to get to the range this week, but you will never run out of ammo. ... Montana Gold calls you on first of every month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remington4Life Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 and you are definitely a shooter if you have ever put Flitz on your toothbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Remington4Life, seems unfair, I am sure you should get some time off for good behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenite Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 When you attach a beavertail to your coffee cup. When you have this topic printed and hardbound to give to all your friends and family at Christmas. When you get time alone with your wife and give her a stage briefing before the COF with an emphases on all the positions for a possible AD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 When you get time alone with your wife and give her a stage briefing before the COF with an emphases on all the positions for a possible AD. Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 "When you attach a beavertail to your coffee cup." ...hmm, I'll have to talk to my gunsmith about that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 When you get time alone with your wife and give her a stage briefing before the COF with an emphases on all the positions for a possible AD. Does it included a 5 minute walk through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGriff Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 This may have already been posted but you know you're a shooter when your standard unit of currency is rounds of ammo. Two bean & rice burritos at Taco Bell cost 12 rounds of 9mm Federal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 This may have already been posted but you know you're a shooter when your standard unit of currency is rounds of ammo. Truth. "DAMMIT! That ticket just cost me 1,000 rounds of 9mm!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bsbllrooster Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 You might be a shooter if while working for your parents, your hourly wage is not in US dollars but instead in various quantities of reloading components. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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