SlowShooter Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 You know you are a shooter when... - You have used empty brass as a form of currency: "I'll give you xxx pieces of brass for that magazine" - You have ever mounted a powder-thrower to your kitchen counter, near the coffee machine, to use as a ground-coffee dispenser. You lift the dispenser handle to get exactly the number of "grains" of coffee necessary to make a full pot of coffee in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 - You have ever mounted a powder-thrower to your kitchen counter, near the coffee machine, to use as a ground-coffee dispenser. You lift the dispenser handle to get exactly the number of "grains" of coffee necessary to make a full pot of coffee in the morning. I like that idea. I might even get away with it if I wrote "Kitchenaid" or "Cuisineart" on the front of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1guess Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 i cant believe how funny these are....and the sad thing is half of them have came true and the other half are on their way...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripletapjake Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 When the UPS guy asks to see the address on the package he just delivered to you because he isnt sure if he showed up at the house out of habit or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Your toothbrush tastes like Hoppes for a couple of days after you've given one of your guns a good scrubbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Now, THAT'S a little TOO hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 C'mon Siggy, If Nitro Solvent will remove powder burns and lead fouling, surely it will take care of coffee stains and plaque. Tls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatNat Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 ....you don't have a pen and use lead bullets do write stuff down because they just happen to lie on your desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 "If Nitro Solvent will remove powder burns and lead fouling, surely it will take care of coffee stains and plaque" Oh, it'll "take care of... plaque", alright. But the cost of the resulting dental infection may quickly result in false teeth. Kinda gave me the creepies just thinking about the pain......I have several toothbrushes around the house for vastly different reasons: --one for gun cleaning, OF COURSE. (actually I have two for that purpose). --one for scrubbing small fittings on the toilet. --one for cleaning jewelry. --one for scrubbing around the edges of the kitchen's stainless steel sink. --one for scrubbing out terra cotta flower pots. --two for the mouth (Sonicare/electric, Reach/manual). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowShooter Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 When you put leftovers in the fridge/freezer, you use a Reloading Label sticker to note the date of the food and other info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EduardoM Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 when you without knowing it keep your finger off the trigger in your cordless drill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 "If Nitro Solvent will remove powder burns and lead fouling, surely it will take care of coffee stains and plaque" Oh, it'll "take care of... plaque", alright. But the cost of the resulting dental infection may quickly result in false teeth. Kinda gave me the creepies just thinking about the pain......I have several toothbrushes around the house for vastly different reasons: --one for gun cleaning, OF COURSE. (actually I have two for that purpose). --one for scrubbing small fittings on the toilet. --one for cleaning jewelry. --one for scrubbing around the edges of the kitchen's stainless steel sink. --one for scrubbing out terra cotta flower pots. --two for the mouth (Sonicare/electric, Reach/manual). I hope you don't get them confused, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Not a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillChunn Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 You know you are a shooter when... you are so focused on setting up your holster and mag holders for this weekend's match that you forgot today was your wife's birthday.... HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 When you get time alone with your wife and give her a stage briefing before the COF with an emphases on all the positions for a possible AD. Does it included a 5 minute walk through? New slogan idea :-) "walkthroughs are just foreplay, let's shoot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaciLyn Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 You Know You're A Shooter When..... Everytime your husband mentions going somewhere on vacation, you get online to find dates of a USPSA Match near your destination..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyOne Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 when you without knowing it keep your finger off the trigger in your cordless drill Or the circular saw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 You know you are a shooter when... you are so focused on setting up your holster and mag holders for this weekend's match that you forgot today was your wife's birthday.... HH Can you stop bullets midflight like your avatar? If not, you are such a dead man...(mebbe roses?) Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgood Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I have several toothbrushes around the house for vastly different reasons: --one for gun cleaning, OF COURSE. (actually I have two for that purpose). --one for scrubbing small fittings on the toilet. --one for cleaning jewelry. --one for scrubbing around the edges of the kitchen's stainless steel sink. --one for scrubbing out terra cotta flower pots. --two for the mouth (Sonicare/electric, Reach/manual). Too much to keep track of. I have one for brushing teeth. A retired one for cleaning whatever, other than guns or teeth. A spare (usually one of those freebies the dentist gives away) in the glove box just in case . . . And a couple of those KleanBore brushes that look like tooth brushes; those are for gun cleaning. ....you don't have a pen and use lead bullets do write stuff down because they just happen to lie on your desk. Hey, that's a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I was in the basement dry firing and remembered I needed to do some dishes before my wife came home. Did the dishes with my rig on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaciLyn Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I was in the basement dry firing and remembered I needed to do some dishes before my wife came home. Did the dishes with my rig on. Now THAT'S sexy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillD Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 You know you are a shooter when... Your girlfriend gives you a standing offer of great sex and and bacon and eggs for breakfast EVERY Sunday morning and you've only collected a few times because you get up and go to a match instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 wake her up earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 You look at a pepper shaker, and wonder how many grains you're putting on your eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modoc Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You go to transfer wallet, etc. from your weekend pants to the office pants and come up with a handful of cartridges that MUST be left at home. Also, your change tray on the dresser has more ammunition in it than money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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