AikiDale Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Five pages of posts with no humor forum entries is just too much. Aikidale got a perfect score on this quiz, how about you? Those Under 50 May Struggle. Have Fun (but no peeking!). ..........there are 20 questions........... Average score: 12 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways? A. Flintstones vitamins B. The buttmaster C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread E. Orange Juice F. Milk G. Cod Liver Oil 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was... A. Sugar Ray Robinson B. Roy Orbison C. Gene Autry D. Rudolph Valentino E. Fabian F. Mickey Mantle G. Cassius Clay 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and... A. It's you B. He is us C. It's the Grinch D. He wasn't home E. He's really me an F. We quit G. He surrendered 4. Good night, David. A. Good night, Chet B. Sleep well C. Good Night, Irene D. Good Night, Gracie E. See you later, alligator F. Until tomorrow G. Good night, Steve 5. You'll wonder where the yellow went, A. When you use Tide B. When you lose your crayons C. When you clean your tub D. If you paint the room blue E. If you buy a soft water tank F. When you use Lady Clairol G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend, A. Stuart Whitman B. Randolph Scott C. Steve Reeves D. Maynard G. Krebbs E. Corky B. Dork F. Dave the Whale G. Zippy Zoo 7. Liar, liar... A You're a B. Your nose is growing C. Pants on fire D. Join the choir E. Jump up higher F. On the wire G. I'm telling Mom 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and... A. Wheaties B. Lois Lane C. TV ratings D. World peace E. Red tights F. The American way G. News headlines 9 Hey, kids, what time is it? A. It's time for Yogi Bear B. It's time to do your homework C. It's Howdy Doody Time D. It's Time for Romper Room E. It's bedtime F. The Mighty Mouse Hour G. Scoopy Doo Time 10. Lions and tigers and bears... A. Yikes B. Oh no C. Gee whiz D. I'm scared E. Oh My F. Help Help G. Let's run 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone A. Over 40 B. Wearing a uniform C. Carrying a briefcase D. Over 30 E. You don't know F. Who says, 'Trust me' G. Who eats tofu 12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. A. Troy Aikman B. Kenny Stabler C. Joe Namath D. Roger Stauback E. Joe Montana F. Steve Young G. John Elway 13. Brylcream... A. Smear it on B. You'll smell great C. Tame that cowlick D. Greaseball heaven E. It's a dream F. We're your team G. A little dab'll do ya 14. I found my thrill... A. In Blueberry muffins B. With my man, Bill C. Down at the mill D. Over the windowsill E. With thyme and dill F. Too late to enjoy G. On Blueberry Hill 15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by A. Clark Gable B. Mary Martin C. Doris Day D. Errol Flynn E. Sally Fields F. Jim Carey G. Jay Leno 16. Name the Beatles A. John, Steve, George , Ringo B. John, Paul, George , Roscoe C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo D. Jay, Paul, George , Ringo E. Lewis, Peter, George , Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel G. John, Paul, George , Ringo 17. I wonder, wonder, who A. Who ate the leftovers? B. Who did the laundry? C. Was it you? D. Who wrote the book of love? E. Who I am? F. Passed the test? G. Knocked on the door? 18. I'm strong to the finish A Cause I eats my broccoli B. Cause I eats me spinach C. Cause I lift weights D. Cause I'm the hero E. And don't you forget it F Cause Olive Oyl loves me G. To outlast Bruto 19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today... A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera B. Smile, you're on Star Search C. Smile, you won the lottery D. Smile, we're watching you E. Smile, the world sees you F. Smile, you're a hit G. Smile, you're on TV 20. What do M & M's do? A. Make your tummy happy B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket C. Make you fat D. Melt your heart E. Make you popular F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand G. Come in colors Okay, now scroll down for the answers! Here are the right answers: 1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is Us 4. A - Good night, Chet 5. G - When you br ush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs 7. C - Pants On Fire 8. F - The American Way 9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time 10. E - Oh My 11. D - Over 30 12 C - Joe Namath 13. G - A little dab'll do ya 14. G - On Blueberry Hill 15. B - Mary Martin 16. G - John, Paul, George , Ringo 17. D - Who wrote the book of Love 18. B - Cause I eats me spinach 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera 20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Well, I got 20 out of 20, but then I'm so old I knew dirt when it was still a rock! ...sigh Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel1212 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 A G A G G A C F D E A D F G E G D B A F 12 OF 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDRODA396 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 (edited) Missed 1, 4 and 15, I got all the ones targeted at 45 yr olds, clearly those questions (1, 4, 15) are the ones that fell into the 46 to 50 yr old catagory! Edited July 11, 2008 by CDRODA396 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dunn Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLM Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I got 15 right and I'm under 40!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Of course I got them all...I'm old also. I still remember when phones had a party line connection and the number was only 6 digits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airedale Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 C'mon Dale-too easy! 20/20 piece of cake Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighVelocity Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I got 15 of 20 correct. I'm not old enough for some of those questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Can Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 19 I thought it was Grace Slick not Bob Dylan who said "don't trust anyone over 30" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 19 I thought it was Grace Slick not Bob Dylan who said "don't trust anyone over 30" I can understand how you might have missed that one, neither of them had many lucid moments back then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I always remember the superman show and the quote "...the never ending fight for truth, justice and the american way" ummmmm? the "american way" doesn't include truth and justice ? I crack me up I missed the doby gillis question. the others were easy. Btw I am 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ BAD Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Well I'm 51 and got 20 out of 20 but had to guess at number 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dame Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 15/20, 27 yrs old so I had no idea on a few of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reneet Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I'm only 40 and got 19 of 20 correct. Got #4 wrong. Still don't know the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I'm only 40 and got 19 of 20 correct. Got #4 wrong. Still don't know the reference. Chet Huntley and David Brinkley used to do the evening news...to close Brinkley would say...Good Night Chet, and the other would reply Good Night David Now you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
open17 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 20/20, and I actually got through the whole quiz without a "Senior Moment". Can't say that about a few stages I've shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 20/20, and I actually got through the whole quiz without a "Senior Moment". Can't say thatabout a few stages I've shot. 20 out 20 here too. The Senior Moments are short term memory! Not long term. Don't ask me what I had for lunch yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimInFL Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Got 18 of 20 (at 54 years old) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 (edited) 17 here. I left 2 answers blank, as I would be guessing completely. I spontaneously busted out singing howdy doody time when I got to that ...good grief. [ETA: Oh yeah , and I'm under 50] Edited July 11, 2008 by ChrisStock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I missed #12 and #15 Must not have paid enough attention..I was too buisy watching Gunsmoke Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 16 out of 20.... I missed 3, 4, 6, and 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 (edited) I got all of them, but I'm still not as old as TL.---------------------Larry Edited July 11, 2008 by Larry White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I got all of them, but I'm still not as old as TL.---------------------Larry I don't know, the pic in your avatar and I look about the same age....LOL You remember party lines, don't you Larry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 18 of 20 and I am long way from 50...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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