snertley Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Jerry is so fast he can shoot COF, score it, and paste the targets before the timer finishes it's buzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittbug Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Mythbusters proved a bullet can't be curved, but they haven't met Jerry. Jerry doesn't need a gun, he can sneeze the plates off a texas star. If all the lead Jerry has shot was put in one place, the earth would shift axis. It was a coverup, the Navy didn't shoot down that faulty satellite, Jerry did. Why do you think S&W calls their compact and highly capable revolver a J frame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Field Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. dude i got goose bumps just imagining this occurence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel1212 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. dude i got goose bumps just imagining this occurence The goose that made the bumps got Jerry bumps when he read this about Jerry giving you goose bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. dude i got goose bumps just imagining this occurence The goose that made the bumps got Jerry bumps when he read this about Jerry giving you goose bumps. ROFL ..thank you! I need a good laugh this morning before getting back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latech15 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I heard a story once about a group of three guys who tried to rob Jerry in a bathroom somewhere. He supposedly heard them come in, walked out of the stall with his gun in hand and said, " Not tonight, boys. I'm Jerry Miculek, look me up when you get home." I got "Jerry bumps" when they told me that story. Not sure if it's true, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I heard a story once about a group of three guys who tried to rob Jerry in a bathroom somewhere. He supposedly heard them come in, walked out of the stall with his gun in hand and said, " Not tonight, boys. I'm Jerry Miculek, look me up when you get home." I got "Jerry bumps" when they told me that story. Not sure if it's true, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecichlid Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I heard a story once about a group of three guys who tried to rob Jerry in a bathroom somewhere. He supposedly heard them come in, walked out of the stall with his gun in hand and said, " Not tonight, boys. I'm Jerry Miculek, look me up when you get home." I got "Jerry bumps" when they told me that story. Not sure if it's true, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ROFL Gotta love that one! Joe W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 (edited) Jerry Miculek is so humble and such a nice guy, that the reason he doesn't shoot open in IPSC and the World Shoot is so that someone besides him can claim they are the best in the world with a pistol.... Edited October 14, 2010 by GrumpyOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Jerry is so fast he can shoot COF, score it, and paste the targets before the timer finishes it's buzz. Jerry IS a GM with the paster... I kid you not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old506 Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 On the 8th day Jerry Miculek gave Jim Scoutten his voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle O Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I'm lucky enough to shoot at his range often, and talk with him now and then. That dude is too cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) Had to resurrect this one for newbies! Superman wears Tim Tebow underwear, but Tebow wears Jerry Miculek underwear. Edited April 24, 2011 by GrumpyOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) At the Texas Multigun last weekend, Jerry Miculek stopped the wind from blowing on the second day, so that he could shoot the long range stage more accurately. The wind continued to blow at a violent 30-45 miles per hour (Enough to blow over porta-johns!) on the first and third day - when he wasn't shooting the long range stage. I hear it even made Taran Butler and Rob Romero's hair move. Hell, I was there! Edited April 24, 2011 by DyNo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 At the Texas Multigun last weekend, Jerry Miculek stopped the wind from blowing on the second day so that he could shoot the long range stage more accurately. The wind continued to blow 30 miles per hour on the first and third day when he wasn't shooting the long range stage. He actually didn't stop the wind.....He made it go around him that day...it was still blowing 30 mph 50 yards from the course.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dame Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) the only thing that could move Tarans hair is if Jerry blew on it Edited April 24, 2011 by Mike Dame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 the only thing that could move Tarans hair is if Jerry blew on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Jerry doesn't read this thread. He already knows what you are going to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxman Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Want to know whats really cool? I am shooting on Jerry's Squad at Area 5. I feel for the first time, that my match fee was not enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Jerry doesn't read this thread. He already knows what you are going to post. LOL! Check my Post #94 in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Jerry doesn't read this thread. He already knows what you are going to post. LOL! Check my Post #94 in this thread. lol Jerry saw that coming, I didn't It's been the better part of a year since I've read this, I guess I should have brushed up a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooterj Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Jerry who? Donnie made me do it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I was once smacked on the back by Kay and called Jerry at Area 6. We were wearing the same color of shirt. Let's just say it was not the first woman I disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfwobbly Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Jerry to the Dalai "When you can take the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayd Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Jerry who? Donnie made me do it!! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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