Bad names for kids

[OpenDot]

[mgood]

had a co-worker from Europe...name was Bjoern Assman (and yes, that's pronounced "born").....

[sargenv]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned one of our local shooters... Phil Burt... I asked him if his parents had a sense of humor... he smiled and said they did..

[-JQ-]

Sorry Flex, er Kyle, but that Carlin is funny

...yes my middle name is Todd

[TGriff]

Back home, there were a couple of unfortunate girls.

One was named Candice Caine and, yes, she went by Candy. Even worse was the poor girl named Anita Dick. It took a good 5 min. for the laughter to stop whenever she was paged in high school.

[hankfan79]

Just imagine what Nascar driver DICK TRICKLE went through as a child..

Even ESPN goes out of their way to make fun of him..lol

Edited May 6, 2011 by hankfan79

[gm iprod]

Just remember when choosing a name for your children, they get to choose the home they put you in when you are old and frail.

Vengence is mine!

We had a teacher named Mr Kerr, we always called him Wayne.

Another was Mr Watt, first name Terrence, Mr T Watt. The English will get it.

[Gillster]

When I was waiting to ship out from the MEPS station, they overhead paged a guy with the last name of "Parts", going to Ft Leonard Wood. Poor guy had to spend the next couple years saying Private Parts reporting for duty. Also, was driving down I-35 the other evening and a Crane drove by with "Moore Erection" written on the side of the boom. Seriously?? Had to google it when I got home, Yep Moore Erection, LP:http://www.melpsteel.com/

[Ming the Merciless]

Lois Price

Lewis Nutt

Hiram Butts

Ida Pitts (her brother was Shelton Pitts)

Dick Young (his given name was DICK, not Richard) Pretty funny phone book listing.

I wonder how many of the above listed people will google their names and find this thread?

[mgood]

I had a boss named Dave Bates.

Instead of Mister, we called him Master.

[Forensics Doc]

I didn't believe it until I saw it in the Atlanta phonebook years ago but there was a guy listed who was named Straiton Hard.

Lo and behold, I just did a Zabasearch on him. He still lives in Decatur, GA.

Edited May 14, 2011 by Forensics Doc

[JimmyZip]

My daughter has a friend in her band named Mia Holebutt.

[Paul Santiago]

My son has had 2 patients;

D'FinasEva

and

YaJellus

I had new pilot right out of Pensacola --- Thomas Thomas Thomas.

[Mitch Harrington]

My gf works on the OB floor of a local hospital. She has seen, not once but twice, Shithead for a first name. Pronounced shithad.

[Gavin Melville]

My Stepson and his (ex) idiot wife named their daughter Cocaine, luckily a middle name, but Katherine Cocaine ******** is going to have a hard time. She's now 14 and wonders what her parents were thinking. We fought against it, but in the end the parents get to choose. We just hope she doesn't want to travel much. Once she was two that name is permanent, and even if she changes her name it's still on her passport and official records.

I also went to school with a Wayne Kerr... http://www.lawsociety.org.nz/home/for_the_public/lawyers_standards_committee_decisions/decision_summaries/decisions/2010/unsatisfactory_conduct2._failure_to_respond_to_client He was quite happy with his name -- then.

[MattYvip]

I went to high school with a dude named Richard Richardson... needless to say he was Dick Dick.

[Frady]

Great thread!

Thanks everyone for playing, your efforts are appreciated. Good luck in the next thread....

All rise.... Presenting the Honorable Judge Philip J. Yacucci, Jr. of the 19th Judicial Court of Florida.

http://www.circuit19.org/judges/yacuccip/yacuccip.html

[remoandiris]

I worked with a guy in the New Hampshire ANG named Richard Pounder. Yes, he went by Dick. When I met him he was a major. That's right, Major Dick Pounder. He was promoted to Lt Col. Not sure if he made full bird. Never heard anyone say anything bad about him.

[twodownzero]

Once heard of a "Ben Downey"

[motochris]

When I was in jr high I had a crush on a chick named Honey Cherry.

[Scott R]

The proof In Austin Texas... Dr. Richard Chopp, M.D. is board certified by the American Board of Urology and joined The Urology Team in 1983. Edited July 3, 2012 by Scott R

[dragon52]

I had a friend during my high school days named Harry Root.

[CZinSC]

Did anyone notice the Gold medal winner of the Trampoline the other night in the Olympics?

His name is Dong Dong. I am not kidding.

Do you think he has a brother named Ding? Or Long Duck?

[toothandnail]

I had a neighbor named Shithead (pronounced shee-thead). I guess that's a common name in India, but a terrible name if you live in the US.

As usual I'm a little late to the party ,

Several months ago they were interviewing a guy from ?middle east? whose name was something like

Mchxylz ASSWAD flashed on the screen

the reporter , who it was quite apparent had not been told the guys name and was reading it live , says "we now go to ..., AHHHH ....., Mr AHHHH..... , Sir what ......."

Edited August 5, 2012 by toothandnail

[Rodan]

I let a guy out of a speeding ticket (not too much over)

Because his name was...Ben Dover I figured he had enough problems.