OpenDot Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgood Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 had a co-worker from Europe...name was Bjoern Assman (and yes, that's pronounced "born")..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sargenv Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I can't believe that no one has mentioned one of our local shooters... Phil Burt... I asked him if his parents had a sense of humor... he smiled and said they did.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Sorry Flex, er Kyle, but that Carlin is funny ...yes my middle name is Todd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGriff Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Back home, there were a couple of unfortunate girls. One was named Candice Caine and, yes, she went by Candy. Even worse was the poor girl named Anita Dick. It took a good 5 min. for the laughter to stop whenever she was paged in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankfan79 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 (edited) Just imagine what Nascar driver DICK TRICKLE went through as a child.. Even ESPN goes out of their way to make fun of him..lol Edited May 6, 2011 by hankfan79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Just remember when choosing a name for your children, they get to choose the home they put you in when you are old and frail. Vengence is mine! We had a teacher named Mr Kerr, we always called him Wayne. Another was Mr Watt, first name Terrence, Mr T Watt. The English will get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillster Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 When I was waiting to ship out from the MEPS station, they overhead paged a guy with the last name of "Parts", going to Ft Leonard Wood. Poor guy had to spend the next couple years saying Private Parts reporting for duty. Also, was driving down I-35 the other evening and a Crane drove by with "Moore Erection" written on the side of the boom. Seriously?? Had to google it when I got home, Yep Moore Erection, LP:http://www.melpsteel.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ming the Merciless Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Lois Price Lewis Nutt Hiram Butts Ida Pitts (her brother was Shelton Pitts) Dick Young (his given name was DICK, not Richard) Pretty funny phone book listing. I wonder how many of the above listed people will google their names and find this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgood Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I had a boss named Dave Bates. Instead of Mister, we called him Master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forensics Doc Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) I didn't believe it until I saw it in the Atlanta phonebook years ago but there was a guy listed who was named Straiton Hard. Lo and behold, I just did a Zabasearch on him. He still lives in Decatur, GA. Edited May 14, 2011 by Forensics Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 My daughter has a friend in her band named Mia Holebutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Santiago Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 My son has had 2 patients; D'FinasEva and YaJellus I had new pilot right out of Pensacola --- Thomas Thomas Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Harrington Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 My gf works on the OB floor of a local hospital. She has seen, not once but twice, Shithead for a first name. Pronounced shithad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Melville Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 My Stepson and his (ex) idiot wife named their daughter Cocaine, luckily a middle name, but Katherine Cocaine ******** is going to have a hard time. She's now 14 and wonders what her parents were thinking. We fought against it, but in the end the parents get to choose. We just hope she doesn't want to travel much. Once she was two that name is permanent, and even if she changes her name it's still on her passport and official records. I also went to school with a Wayne Kerr... http://www.lawsociety.org.nz/home/for_the_public/lawyers_standards_committee_decisions/decision_summaries/decisions/2010/unsatisfactory_conduct2._failure_to_respond_to_client He was quite happy with his name -- then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattYvip Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I went to high school with a dude named Richard Richardson... needless to say he was Dick Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frady Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Great thread! Thanks everyone for playing, your efforts are appreciated. Good luck in the next thread.... All rise.... Presenting the Honorable Judge Philip J. Yacucci, Jr. of the 19th Judicial Court of Florida. http://www.circuit19.org/judges/yacuccip/yacuccip.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remoandiris Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I worked with a guy in the New Hampshire ANG named Richard Pounder. Yes, he went by Dick. When I met him he was a major. That's right, Major Dick Pounder. He was promoted to Lt Col. Not sure if he made full bird. Never heard anyone say anything bad about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twodownzero Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Once heard of a "Ben Downey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motochris Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When I was in jr high I had a crush on a chick named Honey Cherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott R Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) The proof In Austin Texas... Dr. Richard Chopp, M.D. is board certified by the American Board of Urology and joined The Urology Team in 1983. Edited July 3, 2012 by Scott R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon52 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I had a friend during my high school days named Harry Root. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Did anyone notice the Gold medal winner of the Trampoline the other night in the Olympics? His name is Dong Dong. I am not kidding. Do you think he has a brother named Ding? Or Long Duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothandnail Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) I had a neighbor named Shithead (pronounced shee-thead). I guess that's a common name in India, but a terrible name if you live in the US. As usual I'm a little late to the party , Several months ago they were interviewing a guy from ?middle east? whose name was something like Mchxylz ASSWAD flashed on the screen the reporter , who it was quite apparent had not been told the guys name and was reading it live , says "we now go to ..., AHHHH ....., Mr AHHHH..... , Sir what ......." Edited August 5, 2012 by toothandnail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodan Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I let a guy out of a speeding ticket (not too much over) Because his name was...Ben Dover I figured he had enough problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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