Youngeyes Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 A Florida Gator fan, Ohio Buckeye fan, UConn Huskie fan, and UK Wildcat fan sit down to dinner at a Logan's Roadhouse... Sounds like the start of a good joke, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 No !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 The Buckeye fan says...Gimme a NY Strip and a bottle of ketchup.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 He was really proud when the beautiful nurse at the urology clinic said it was "A Trophy". The doctor laughed and told him she had actually said it was "atrophied". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 The Buckeye fan says...Gimme a NY Strip and a bottle of ketchup....Mmmmm gooood!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 The Wildcat fan being all tough says ....gimme a bottle of tabasco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddyB Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddyB Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 How do you kill vegetarian vampires ?? With a Steak to the heart Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 bad jokes guys... stop with the good ones. you'll start entertaing us. to get you back on track I'll share an examplary one. why did the elephant hide behind the tree? To trip ants! hohohohohohohohohohohohoho I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbadoc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 What do you call a steer with 2 legs? Lean beef.... What do you call a steer with no legs? Ground beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Two hobos meet one spring. One hobo asked the other how the winter went. The first hobo says, " Great. I found a case of whiskey and a box of cigars on the tracks. I spent the winter drinking and smoking. How was your winter?" The second hobo says, "Great. I found a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we made love all winter." The first hobo asked, " Was she pretty?" The second hobo replied," I don't know. I never found her head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddyB Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterpuc Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 My company asked me to read their new book they published about anti-gravity, they said I wouldn't be able to put it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openclassterror Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Mailman is retiring after 25 years, walking his route for the last time. At the first house, he receives a nice card. Second house he gets some fresh-baked cookies. Third house, the beautiful woman who lives there meets him at the door in a skimpy Negligee and invites him in. She takes him upstairs and jumps his bones for about a half hour, then invites him downstairs for breakfast. When he gets there, he finds a plate full of pancakes, eggs, etc, and a dollar bill tucked under the edge of the plate. His curiosity finally gets the best of him and he says "I really appreciate the wonderful time and the nice food but I have to ask, why is there a dollar bill tucked under the plate?" She replied, "when I told my husband it was your last day and asked him what we should do for you, he said 'Its just the mailman, eh? F*** him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea". Edited April 28, 2014 by openclassterror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiestovepipe Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiestovepipe Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moltke Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 So two guys walk into a chipolte... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger6 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Why do ducks have flat feet? From stomping out forest fires! Why do forest rangers have flat feet? From stomping out flaming ducks! Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of trees, of course. Ranger6 "If it's on the internet it's go to be true. They can't put anything on the internet if it isn't true." A. Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) Removed by me as funny but too political. Don't want to ruin a good, bad joke thread. Edited June 2, 2014 by Youngeyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Strike one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiestovepipe Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 What do you call the Science of Purchasing? Buy-ology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmt Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in the ditch? Phil. What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in a pot on the stove? Stu. What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs hanging on the wall? Art. What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What do you call an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandW745 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs at your front door? Matt. What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in the water? Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs playing baseball? Home plate. What's Eileen's last name? Dover. What's Eileen's husband's first name? Ben. Edited June 9, 2014 by SandW745 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openclassterror Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Guy with no arms and legs water skiing? Skip! Laying in a pile of leaves? Russell! Under a car? Jack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiestovepipe Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a drive way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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