punxsutawn Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 where do you keep your armies? In your sleevies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moltke Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bi-son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 5 yr old boy goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. 1st house he comes to, lady answers the door and says, "Oh! A Pirate! Where's your buccaneers?" He says, "They're under my buckin' hat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDragon64 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 What has a bottom on top? Your legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooterdog Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Don't quit your day jobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiestovepipe Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Countries don't owe money to each other, countries owe money to banks. If the countries owe money to banks how stupid are the countries to pay? Like the country has an army. The bank has four cashiers and a cleaning lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 .... armies are unable to fight cleaning ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasimon84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 What do you call a deer without an eye I have no eye deer What do you call a deer without any eyes I still have no eye deer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgreen Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 2 bears in a cave at the top of a hill. First bear says to the second Bear, I'm going to the bar at the bottom of the hill and have a beer. Second Bear says, you know they don't serve beers to Bears at the bar at the bottom of the hill. First bear says, I'm thirsty and I'm going. Bear walks into the bar and says, bartender give me a beer. Bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve beers to bears at the bar at the bottom of the hill. Bear says, I'm really thirsty so give me a beer. Bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve beers to bears at the bar at the bottom of the hill. Bear says, if you don't give me a beer I'm going to do something crazy. Bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve beers to bears at the bar at the bottom of the hill. As the waitress walks by the bear grabs her and eats her all up and says now give me a beer. Bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve beers to bears and drug addicts at the bar at the bottom of the hill. The bear says... WHAT? The bartender says, that was a bar-bitch-you-ate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bk94 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What did the egg say when he slid into the water? It will take me a couple minutes to get hard I was just laid this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drysideshooter Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 What does a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia do? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmella Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiestovepipe Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run over 68 miles purr hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybayonet Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 wife asks her husband why he's selling all of his guns. He answers:If I die and you get remarried, I don't want some other poophead to get them. Wife says: what makes you think I'm going to marry another butthead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybayonet Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntall6 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. Barkeep asks where he got it. Parrot said "picked him up in the carribean." Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntall6 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 What kind of bees always make a man smile? . . . . .Boobies! Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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