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"Service is the rent we pay for the privilege of living on this planet." I like that. :) Of course, for those who wish to be self serving, the other side of this cookie wisdom is "Lucky Numbers 28,14,35,49,9" :D

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Self serving .... LOL :)

I do like that fortune tho ... Much better than "Man who walk thru airplane door sideways, going to Bangkok!" :rolleyes:

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My wife got this one at our sushi bar.

"Big things start off small"

I had to keep that one.

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My wife got this one at our sushi bar.

"Big things start off small"

I had to keep that one.

cheers.gif On several levels.....

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My wife got this one at our sushi bar.

"Big things start off small"

I had to keep that one.

I live this one everyday!!! :D

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Confucius say "The path to true intelligence is to call everything by it's correct name".:cheers:

Pat

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I don't like to go out to eat by myself most of the time, but I was having one of those worst days possible where nothing in any area of my life or business was going right. I couldn't find anyone to got with me so I decided I would treat myself to my favorite Chinese place have a good meal even if alone and whatever the fortune cookie said I would try. After all how could things get worse? I ate my meal, they brought the fortune cookie, I opened it, IT WAS BLANK...ON BOTH SIDES!

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one of my favorites was ;

"you are headed in the right direction"

a blank one would cause me to call the waiter....

"I'd like a fortune, please."

miranda

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Self serving .... LOL smile.gif

I do like that fortune tho ... Much better than "Man who walk thru airplane door sideways, going to Bangkok!" :rolleyes:

The female version of that one is:

Woman pilot who flies plane upside down is going to have big hairy crackup.

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The bitter taste of poor quality lingers long after the sweet taste of a cheap price has past....

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Being that I have spent the past couple summers professionally shooting AMA Superbike and Rolex Grand-Am Daytona Sports Car Series: "Did you remember to put in film, or is it digital?"

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I told my wife once mine said, you will run amuk with a automatic weapon, the look on her face was priceless! Lol

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If two wrongs don't make a right try three

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If two wrongs don't make a right try three

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wright's make an airplane.

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