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A friend and I had a bet based on this old add on. Bet was over who could get the best fortune based on the "between the sheets" extension. When He got a fortune that said, "You are the greatest in the world." I was ready to concede. Then I got one that said, "You are the master of every situation." We decided to call it a draw.

Then a few weeks later we were having lunch at a Chinese buffet and I got one that said, "Your health is important. Eat your vegetables." I showed it to him and said, "Great! Now I'm gonna spend a month looking for a quadriplegic." :devil:

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