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Jeff LaFave Comes Out of Retirement


Micah

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Where has Jeff "Sako" LaFave been lately? We've seen him sell almost all of his guns here on the forums, he never answers his phone, and his friends and family...okay his uncle, has been worried about the big guy.

After seeing him shoot his way to the title of National Modified Champion this weekend, I asked him what he has been up to before coming out of retirement?

He looked at me and smiled, "Do you have a few minutes? It is an odyssey of the mind."

Over the next 4 hours he told the tale of training with monks in Tibet, working on his ground-n-pound game, and getting to know a family of alpacas better than any man should.

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Sako is back like scoliosis :)

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I see you still have the same skill, determination and drive you used to make it to GM in Modified. :lol:

Hey...I won a cheeseburger outta the deal...Besides, that alpaca had it cumin'... :roflol:

Sensei say to hunt for division and use "phoenix technique"...If done properly, no can defense.

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Congratulations for the win!!!

SAKO!!!

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I for one did not know the origins of Jeff's transendance into his alter ego SAKO so I asked. That was in March of 05 and we've had tons of new members since then. In his own words no less...

As a treat from me to all of you, I will share the tale of "SAKO":

Several years ago, I was driving to a job (I own an erosion control business) with my "spanish-american friends"...ie laborers. As we are driving I fall victim to a serious backlash from the chili consumed the night before and break wind. Embarrassed by my commotion, I acknowledge the dastardly deed and proclaim that I have in fact "FARTED". My spanish-american friends say "no...you SAKO'd". I realize that this is their term for my vocal posterior, and say "OK I SAKO'd". Now, fast forward to two years later, as I am driving to a job with only one of my new spanish-american employees. I float an air-biscuit, and state that I have "SAKO'd". Now, you would have thought that I had just unleashed the best George Lopez stand-up of all time, because this guy can't catch his breath because he is laughing so hard. I finally calm him down enough to get him to tell me what the hell is soooo funny. He proclaims with tears in his eyes that I have just said (in some slang term they use in Mexico) the equivalent to: "the noise a mans rear makes when being accosted by another man". Now, I ask you...WHO THE HELL HAS A TERM FOR THAT PARTICULAR SITUATION, AND WHY, PRAYTELL WAS IT EVEN INVENTED??? I at this point realize that I have fallen victim to a a practical joke from one of my "SPANISH-AMERICAN FRIENDS"!!! I had been using this term for two years now!!! They felt it was very funny when they heard from the new guy about it, and of course, retribution will be forthcoming. I made the mistake of telling someone this story at nationals, and now, I am affectionately referred to in the RO pool as "SAKO". Consider yourself enlightened.

SAKO

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Congratulations for the win!!!
SAKO!!!

post-3006-1255009513.gif

I for one did not know the origins of Jeff's transendance into his alter ego SAKO so I asked. That was in March of 05 and we've had tons of new members since then. In his own words no less...

As a treat from me to all of you, I will share the tale of "SAKO":

Several years ago, I was driving to a job (I own an erosion control business) with my "spanish-american friends"...ie laborers. As we are driving I fall victim to a serious backlash from the chili consumed the night before and break wind. Embarrassed by my commotion, I acknowledge the dastardly deed and proclaim that I have in fact "FARTED". My spanish-american friends say "no...you SAKO'd". I realize that this is their term for my vocal posterior, and say "OK I SAKO'd". Now, fast forward to two years later, as I am driving to a job with only one of my new spanish-american employees. I float an air-biscuit, and state that I have "SAKO'd". Now, you would have thought that I had just unleashed the best George Lopez stand-up of all time, because this guy can't catch his breath because he is laughing so hard. I finally calm him down enough to get him to tell me what the hell is soooo funny. He proclaims with tears in his eyes that I have just said (in some slang term they use in Mexico) the equivalent to: "the noise a mans rear makes when being accosted by another man". Now, I ask you...WHO THE HELL HAS A TERM FOR THAT PARTICULAR SITUATION, AND WHY, PRAYTELL WAS IT EVEN INVENTED??? I at this point realize that I have fallen victim to a a practical joke from one of my "SPANISH-AMERICAN FRIENDS"!!! I had been using this term for two years now!!! They felt it was very funny when they heard from the new guy about it, and of course, retribution will be forthcoming. I made the mistake of telling someone this story at nationals, and now, I am affectionately referred to in the RO pool as "SAKO". Consider yourself enlightened.

SAKO

oh my f***ng gawd!!!! I am friggin crying here. my side is killing me.

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