Flexmoney Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I like everything mentioned, and then some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 SNL: ‘Hey Bob! Nice Penis!.’ ‘Wow. That’s looking great! What have you been doing to it?’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 (edited) Ah, the classics w/ Conway. Remember the Dentist Giving Anesthetic? It still kills Edited November 27, 2005 by kevin c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8shooter Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 The Robin Williams Golf skit is a classic. SNL - Kevin Spacey Star Wars auditions as Christopher Walken, Walter Mathow, and Richard Dreyfus ..... has to be an alltime favorite. Oh and anything with Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy or the guys from Blue Collar, they crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 What, no Dave Chappelle skits? The Niggar family? Rick James? The Racial Draft? Training Day with Wayne Brady was awesome. "Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 What, no Dave Chappelle skits? The Niggar family? Rick James? The Racial Draft? Training Day with Wayne Brady was awesome. "Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?" "There's no fear, Joe Rogan... when you're lookin' for some crack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Today is Tim Conway's 72nd birthday. He's been makin' folks laugh a long time. dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 There are a million good skits and many have been mentioned here. I was squeezing my brain to come up with a favorite, and for some reason a number of various bits that came to mind all of them from Eddie Izzards "Dressed to Kill" show. For some reason I havent enjoyed stand-up since, everything seems weak next to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 (edited) Dave Chappelle's Rick James (Darknesss), Prince (...and this....is the revolution) and of course what about the blind black white supremacist?? Will Ferrell's " The Lovers" SNL I agree on the Sean Connery Jeopary SNL skit. Catgory "S" Words.... "I'll take swords for $200"...... Edited December 16, 2005 by Athena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precision40 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 More Cowbell!!! Hands down the funniest of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Chapelle's Grand Theft Auto skit Chris Farley in SNL, the Japanese game show Farley in SNL when he and Patrick Swayze tried out for the Chippendales Eddie Murphy's SNL skit where he dressed up as a white guy and discovered a big racial conspiracy Monty Python's Life of Brian, the "Biggus D*ckus" and "I am not the Messiah" skits The "Don't Kick my Dog" .WAV file The "Turd in my Car" .WAV file Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfturner Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I've got 3 words for ya "Badger Badger Badger". :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Simpson Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 At this time of year, it has to be Raging Rudolph. http://users3.ev1.net/~byronsimpson/rudolph.zip the Reinfather is classic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 There are a million good skits and many have been mentioned here. I was squeezing my brain to come up with a favorite, and for some reason a number of various bits that came to mind all of them from Eddie Izzards "Dressed to Kill" show. For some reason I havent enjoyed stand-up since, everything seems weak next to it. I recently watched it for the first time with a friend who has it memorized. Many of the lines are now part of daily conversation. "Do you have a flag"? Have you seen the bonus material that comes on an extra DVD with Monty Python's Live at the Hollywood Bowl? It's an interview with the Python crew... and Eddie Izzard's nonchalantly sitting on stage with them, when they "suddenly" figure out he's not part of the Python crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 (edited) "I'll take the Rapists for 1,000!""Not a fan of the ladies, eh, Trebek?" I agree on the Sean Connery Jeopary SNL skit. Catgory "S" Words.... "I'll take swords for $200"...... I'll take the Penis Mightier, Alex (SNL) Nick Burns - Your Company's Computer Guy! Edited December 26, 2005 by Glock24Shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) The Man Show used to have a little boy go out and ask people for outrageous stuff! TheManShowGetaDateGreatforEmail.mpg] Edited December 31, 2005 by Glock24Shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmshtr Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 I'm not sure if this qualifies, but I pee myself every time I see them. Terry Tate - Office Linebacker Terry's World, Draft Day, and Sensitivity Training are the best. A must see for everyone! Enjoy, Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmccrock Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ed Ames throwing a tomahawk on Johnny Carson's show. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The MANSHOW boy is a riot! There is a skit where he's selling beer (like some twisted lemonade stand). A guy walks up and the boy asks him if he wants a beer. The man says no. The MANSHOW boys says, "Your mouth says no, but your fat gut says yes" -sharp tongue on that one. My favorite skit is Will Ferrell doing Neil Diamond. "I killed a drifter so I could get an erection- shut up, I'm Neil Diamond" Another great skit is Jim Carey as Jimmy Tango where you "Ride the Snake" to weight loss by taking crystal meth and wearing vibrating heat beads. Will Ferrell stands up and says, "Jimmy, I've been wearing your vibrating heat beads, and not only have I lost 60 pounds in three days, but guess what? I just found out I'm the Devil!! And I will seize the blood of all the worlds sinners" Carey says, "Sounds good. Scan me" Then Ferrell starts bleeding from his head, "make it stop Jimmy". Then Carey says, "Don't mess with the maestro". Still makes me laugh. The Clayton Bigsby skit is another favorite. Has anyone ever seen the SOUTHPARK episode where Mr. Garrison invents the Gyroscope to get even with the Airlines? It's disturbing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keninaz Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's "Who's on first" routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splashdown Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Oregon beached whale explosion I studied mining in school. We went through this video a few times in my explosives class and ISEE meetings. Even better than watching it is reading Dave Barry's description of it in his book Dave Barry Talks Back. "...So they moved the spectators back up the beach, put a half-ton of dynamite next to the whale, and set it off. I am probably guilty of understatement when I say that what follows, on the videotape, is the most wonderful event in the history of the universe..." I still laugh when I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 my favorite skit was When Bill clinton said ' It depends on what your definiton of what 'IS' , is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinMike Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Anybody remember "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intel6 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I like the Wasssup guy doing the Wasabi skit in the restaraunt. And along with that is the SNL skit doing the wassssup commercial but with "Jihad." I also like Robert Dinero doing the wanted terrorists on SNL Will Ferrell doing the "get on the bag" always is funny Neal in AZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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