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So you think YOUR wife is gonna kill you? Please, I got you beat.


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She's good with it.... I just buy one she wants and buy 3 of what I want... LOL

Got the best of both... A smokin open gun and a Smokin Gal!

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My wife know every gun that is in the safe. She has absolutely no issue with what I bring home, she pays the bills.

As long as the bills are paid and the college tuition is paid I can buy what I want

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I try not to get to crazy, but the last 6 months or so I thought a divorce was in the making... I bought 6 guns, oops.

She is generally real good about it, I can ask what is in the budget and the worst thing she has told me is "can you wait until next month". I said "yes ma'am" :)

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My wife bribed me just the other day. She said I can buy another open gun as long as I get a six pack... Needless to say I am now working out twice a day.

I skipped the six pack and went straight for the pony keg.

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The other day I asked my wife that if I died would she re=marry. Her reply was, "That's possible", so I asked would the new husband be using my firearms. She said, "Of course not, he's left handed."

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Yes...she's just about had it with me. And I do love her dearly, so I had to put one of these for sale today. This collection amassed in about 2 years along with a suppressed AIAW 338 Lapua with Schmidt and Bender! Yikes...this sport can take my normally sober mind and even keel and turn it right on its side!!!! I lover her for her patience...but I'm sure we all have tales of woe regarding the purchase of these luxury items. Shhhh...don't tell her I'm getting ready to buy an R and R Racing Open Saiga 12! Ha ha...Here is the eye candy.

Just tell her she's lucky that you didn't go out and buy a corvette.

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so I ordered a pretty nice precision rifle. deposit of $800 hit the credit card statement. wifey scolded me and asked me what it was. I didn't have the heart (or courage) to tell her it was ONLY the deposit, so I said I bought another gun and of course she wasn't happy that another $800 gun was going into the safe... not sure what i'll do when the balance hits...

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so I ordered a pretty nice precision rifle. deposit of $800 hit the credit card statement. wifey scolded me and asked me what it was. I didn't have the heart (or courage) to tell her it was ONLY the deposit, so I said I bought another gun and of course she wasn't happy that another $800 gun was going into the safe... not sure what i'll do when the balance hits...

keep us updated

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so I ordered a pretty nice precision rifle. deposit of $800 hit the credit card statement. wifey scolded me and asked me what it was. I didn't have the heart (or courage) to tell her it was ONLY the deposit, so I said I bought another gun and of course she wasn't happy that another $800 gun was going into the safe... not sure what i'll do when the balance hits...

keep us updated

More like check the obituaries if it was my wife.

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