Flatland Shooter Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 First her sentence was cut in half for good behavior. They advised that by showing up to her court date, she was a "good girl" and deserving. Showing up a half hour late is not pertinent. Now after serving three days, she has been freed for "medical reasons". (I guess she is sick of incarceration.) She will finish the remainder of her sentence at home wearing an ankle bracelet. For anyone who seriously thinks the justice system is blind, consider using the "Paris Hilton Defense" the next time you are in a jam. Another strike against Kalifornia. Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Now after serving three days, she has been freed for "medical reasons". (I guess she is sick of incarceration.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L9X25 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 It seems as if she has been behind bars forever! I am sure this was demanded by the 50 photographers that became unemployed when she went to jail, and had NOTHING to do with celebrity justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Money talks! You bombard the Sheriff with enough BS, he'll cave in. He's probably happy to get that skank out of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 See? George Orwell was right. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Just another reason to make a day trip out of it when Kalifornia falls into the ocean.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 CNN is reporting that the "medical condition" is that she was refusing to eat the jail food, and they were "worried about her health" if she didn't eat anything. If that's true, I wonder how long before every *other* inmate figures out that a hunger-strike is in order? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I like Sarah Silvermans take on Paris in Jail....."The Guards, in order to make Paris feel at home, painted the bars to look like penis'. I am just afraid she is going to crack her teeth.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Two things I really hate......innocent people punished for a crime they did not commit. guilty people getting away with a crime...with money or fame Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 Two things I really hate......innocent people punished for a crime they did not commit. guilty people getting away with a crime...with money or fame Jim Well said Gentleman Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viggen Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 The American system of justice on public display once again. Not quite what was taught in High School civics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franksremote Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Absolute BULLSHIT! When was the last time someone was let out early (2% of their sentence) just because they got a rash and felt the cell was too cold cause the blankies were too thin? It's JAIL not the honeymoon suite at the Hilton... I hope it sets precedence for all the other crazy mofos incarcerated to be released just to prove a point to the Sherriff's department there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Just another scene from "The Simple Life". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 "...It's JAIL not the honeymoon suite ..." That's the whole point, dammit!!! I had a feeling something wimpy like this was going to happen. This is revolting. Utterly revolting. Kinda nice to see the word "skank" in use again, too. Always did kinda like that word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitz Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Well, well Paris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Maybe they let her out early on the condition that she make more,umm, as we used to say in the Army, "training films". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsb45acp Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I read somewhere that she was bored in jail. I bet if they had put her in general population, "Large Marge" or somebody else would have ensured an end to her boredom. That wasn't very PC now, was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Two things I really hate......innocent people punished for a crime they did not commit. guilty people getting away with a crime...with money or fame Jim Yeah, What he said. That's why if a celeb (or anybody for that matter) is not remanded to custody immediately upon sentencing (go to jail...do no pass go) it gives them time to come up with an out. Where's that BS smiley when you need it??? dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 She is just too beautiful to go to jail. I heard the emotional distress was cause when she found out she would have to wear underwear in jail.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Looks like she might be heading back...Link And since we're sharing a laugh, here's a link to a few comments on the topic by Sarah Silverman Video Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Looks like she might be heading back...Link I'm keeping my fingers crossed on this one. And since we're sharing a laugh, here's a link to a few comments on the topic by Sarah Silverman Video Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 NEW GAME: Paris Hilton - The Prison Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 "Looks like she might be heading back..." YESSSSS...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Man Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Her release diverted National Media Attenion from current events. FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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