Merlin Orr Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State: "RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper.. Republicans put it on the front bumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Merlin, I saw this sitting in a Denver traffic jam a few years ago. "Colorado needs mountain men. NOT MEN MOUNTIN' MEN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistolPete Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Best one I've read and prob. everyone here has too is: "if guns kill people then forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George D Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Fertilize the wilderness, doze in a greenie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 This is an OLD one, but I still get tickled every single time I see it: "Keep honking, I'm reloading." Its degree of funny-ness depends greatly on the vehicle's make and appearance..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Horn Broken, Watch for Fingers. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the footpath (sidewalk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieboy Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 My aussie is smarter than your honor student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Seen on the gas tank of a Yamaha R6: "MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM" Will have to get one for my bike if I ever get around to putting it back on the street. It'll look great right next to my perenial favorite: BAD COP! NO DONUT! C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 "USE YOUR ASHTRAY" God I wish people would get that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeper Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Had God not banished man from the garden of eden the Sierra Club would have. Had this on my Jeep until I rebuilt the rear bumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 (obviously directed at cell-phone junkies): "Hang Up and Drive!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman33_99 Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Saw this during the road rage craze in the early 90's in California COVER ME....WHILE I CHANGE LANES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 My fav: Eschew Obfuscation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcschwenke Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 "Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks" Best bumber sticker I've seen. Richard Davis of Second Chance was passing them out! Paul Schwenke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too_Slow Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 How about this one seen on the back of an old flatbed semi DONT PASS. PUSH!!! or the ever poppular My Juvenile Delinquent can Beat Up Your Honor Student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 My favorite is still: "Screw world peace. Visualize using your @#$%ing turn signals!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Burwell Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 God invented pavement so yuppies could go four-wheeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBeazlie Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Not a bumper sticker (but it should be) but on a T shirt " My other auto is a 45" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Just saw this one today: Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell phones do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Seen on the back of a large truck going uphill: I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 "The Internet Makes You Stupid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 "The Internet Makes You Stupid" On a Ford Explorer owned by an FIT Student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 This is a bumper sticker from Lost River Ballistics. They make long range bullets for hunting. "Vegetarian, Indian word for bad hunter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Saw on t-shirt at church garage sale: "You Have the Right to Remain Silent/Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you." (yellow on black). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkmccoy Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Nuke the baby whales! I'm also offended by the various "My _____ can beat up your honor student" stickers and sorely disappointed that they have appeared on this forum. There is already too little respect in our society for intelligence and education. We certainly do not need to advocate that physical violence is preferable to doing well in school. Clearly, someone who is well educated and reasonably intelligent is far more likely to be able to help solve some of society's problems than someone who has no talents other than the propensity for physical violence. While I realize that we have created a society where the average person has no appreciation of the value of intelligence and education, I am exceedingly disappointed that this attitude has appeared on this forum. I have generally found a somewhat higher level here in the BEnosphere and I'm saddened that such a low-level white-trash sort of attitude has appeared here. p.s. I assure you that education and intelligence will ultimately win. If your _____ does indeed beat up my honor student... no-one will ever find your body. Cheers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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