Anubis Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 My wife just referred to my pistol as 'the damn thing' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 That's an "uh-oh" for sure. Depending on her tone of voice, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I was confused once when my wife said "gimme the damn thing". I got all excited and put the gun down thinking she was wanting something else. I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Dude Your F'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I was confused once when my wife said "gimme the damn thing". I got all excited and put the gun down thinking she was wanting something else. I was wrong. :roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 DudeYour F'd I hate to agree with that but ................. you really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 and we're talking about "which" pistol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Time to start paying MORE attention to WIFE...and less to pistol. Trust me!! Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGentry Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Time to start paying MORE attention to WIFE...and less to pistol.Trust me!! Daddy +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 been there done that have a tee shirt and a pistol. make sure you know why it is damned.... after a few years I am pretty sure I still have the same wife.... miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin D Wolverton Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I was confused once when my wife said "gimme the damn thing". I got all excited and put the gun down thinking she was wanting something else. I was wrong. :roflol: This is my rifle this is my gun... I have the best of both worlds right now... wife is trying to become a shooter (she even runs the stats office for our clubs larger matches). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Put the gun in the safe and figure out what the problem is before you have no safe, or house to put it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Time to start paying MORE attention to WIFE...and less to pistol.Trust me!! Daddy Jim, Does that include appliance repairs???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 U.K. - pistol... I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Moore Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 had that conversation years ago. sat the wife down and explained this is something i really like doing and i'm good at it. also explained i wasn't out at the bar trying to pick up woman, just hanging out with a bunch of ugly guys. however, i did cut down on the amount of shooting i was doing. at one point i was shooting ppc, idpa and uspsa, so i took it down to shooting only uspsa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 U.K. - pistol... I'm confused. Air soft....psuedo pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerba Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 U.K. - pistol... I'm confused. Was thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighVelocity Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Yep, don't let her see it for a week or so and turn off the computer. This could go downhill real fast. I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atbarr Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Balance! A.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Yep, don't let her see it for a week or so and turn off the computer. This could go downhill real fast. I know. I know? But, Gary... I thought you were in a two shooter household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighVelocity Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Yep, don't let her see it for a week or so and turn off the computer. This could go downhill real fast. I know. I know? But, Gary... I thought you were in a two shooter household. Were, being the key word there. It's a solo operation, for now anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperman Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Time to start paying MORE attention to WIFE...and less to pistol.Trust me!! Daddy I went the other route. No more wife. Still have all the toys. (But then again, I'm a selfish a**.) I also have a new monthly payment, but it's still cheaper than paying for all the crap we bought when we were married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Just remember the impact of the woman in our lives.... Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 Just remember the impact of the woman in our lives....Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater If this is true, how come when I give her money it seems to vanish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 It didn't "vanish" it got CONVERTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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