Dowter Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 My rant about privacy paranoia deteriorated into something more fun - finding out your porn star name - http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...t=ST&f=9&t=7191 I might as well put it here. It's a very simple process. 1. Your first name is the name of your first pet. 2. Your last name is the street that you lived on as a kid. Mine came out - Max Perry. (But don't tell anybody, I might use that someday. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Mine sounds more like something you'd hear at a GSSF match than at a porn shoot. It's Tiny Glick. Thank goodness it's not the street you lived on as a teenager or it would have been Tiny Dead End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmark Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 My first pet: Casey (my first family dog: Furrsy?!? I'll go with Casey) Streets I lived on through age 16: Blacks Hill Community House Barkley Ingram Elm Apache Trail Cliff Southway Cherokee Garden Brown (E. and W.) Security Val Vista Extension Widefield............. Too many hyphens for a full last name, what should I go with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Ulberg Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Tank Tyler, Tank Tracey, or Nick Kerr... Gotta love Tank Tyler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Mark, Furrsy Garden would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Again, this one turned out to be Schatze Magnolia... 'Could be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradC Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Cody Lake ... who knew I was so right for a job and yet so .. ill equipped? =) BradC A46143 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Mink Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Like I said on the other thread: Buck Craighead. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 ...Whoa.......! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Fritz Bessemer??? Sounds more like an ex-nazi than a cool pornstar. I'll stick to Dick Nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Fritz Bessemer??? sounds like a antacid mine would be: josh winchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Cognac Amato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT Driver Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Rocky Cumnor Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Belker Division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I never had a pet! Actually, my family considered me as the pet, but I had none of my own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianH Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Mine won't work for me cuz it sounds like a chick's name; Wednesday Oceanaire I think I'm gonna throw up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Mine would be "Poncho Mission". I don't think that would get me a date. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Years ago one of my editors told me he'd arrived at his occasional pseudonym by taking his middle name, making it the first name, and then making the last his mother's maiden name. I began laughing uncontrollably, and told him, "If I used that procedure, my pen name would be....Rick Savage." Now there's a name for a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Spank Me Softly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qstick Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 My first pet---Buddy, what a great dog. My pornstar name would be Buddy Raven Rock LOL...kid of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Speaking of throwing up Libra CandyCane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Oh yeh, sweet Libby Candycane...! I remember her. She was... somewhere in Nevada...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twix Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Funny thread. Bruno Seven Mile. That would be a stretch for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Brutus Highway 61??? Somehow, I just can't see it. Brutus was a good Dane, not great mind you, but a very good Dane. (His tail could clear a coffee table with one swipe.) Highway 61, sounds a little Dylanesque don't you think? BTW, if any screwed up porn star ever starts callin himself Bonedaddy...... well next time he sees me coming he better run!!! Abe said "where you want this killin' done?" God said "Out on highway SIXTY-one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Wednesday Oceanaire, Libra CandyCane... Some of these are starting to sound like Bond girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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