What is your "tag" line?

[-JQ-]

There's no "I" in "team", but there are four in "platitude quoting idiot".

I've collected a few tag lines or signature lines, etc from a few posters. These are a few that I like...some are original some are quotes:

• "Behind every smile there are teeth" - Sun Tzu
  
• YOU DON'T BUY A FERRARI AND GO TO PEPBOY'S TO GET PARTS!
  
• Some people are like slinkies...they aren't really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when
  you push them down the stairs.
  
• 19 blasts, enclosed in stainless perfection; P226 X-Five
  
• Why .308? Because people have a strange tendency to get behind things when you start shooting at them.
  
• Don't count me out till you see the box go in the hole!
  
• Stop Dihydrogen Monoxide pollution.
  
• Why 45...because they don't make a 46
  

What say you?

Edited August 12, 2008 by hk_mtbr

[Rocket35]

[*]Some people are like slinkies...they aren't really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when

you push them down the stairs.

Gotta be my favorite!

[03k64]

I like this one...

"A fight is not won by one punch or one kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard." - Bruce Lee

[Thomas Moore]

There's no "I" in "team"

but there is a M&E (me)

[lynn jones]

[Jim Norman]

I like my present tagline, maybe I know too many people that qualify on some level?

I had several others over time. One being: "Beware of the White Knight, at least with the Black Knight you know what to expect"

[dajarrel]

I've used the following since I started with the forum. I always thought it fit:

"I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here." - Unknown

dj

[-JQ-]

"I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here." - Unknown

dj

+1 That is also one of my favs...I meant to put that one it my list.

...and it applies to me

[JKSNIPER]

"You can't get Porsche performance on a Volkswagon budget.

Speed costs money....how fast do you want to go?"

Said by my buddy Brian Sain to his command staff when they asked why their SWAT team needed so much money for training and more training time.

I also liked his reply to a commander who thought that once a month was fine for a SWAT team to practice.

Brian: "You have kids sir?"

Reply:" Yes I do."

Brian: " Do they play sports?"

Reply: "Yes they do."

Brian: "Baseball? Football?"

Reply:" My kids do a variety of sports but they do play baseball and football"

Brian:" They practice .....what? 2 times a week for baseball?"

Reply: "They have practice every day after school and they do before school workouts sometimes. They also have weekend practices and games."

Brian: "So basically the kids that PLAY A GAME practice more than the SWAT team does that is tasked with saving peoples lives? Lemme ask you something sir...How much practice do YOU want the guy to have thats behind the rifle when its YOUR kid or wife being held hostage? Do you want the guy that just had the minimum requirement or the guy that got all the training there was to be had?"

Point,set,match.

Gotta love those Texas boys.

JK

[HighVelocity]

I have heard these words in my mind at every match since Steve V said them to me 2 years ago.

You don't have to shoot your best match today, just shoot better than everyone else. - Steve Vandermolen

[z40acp]

Everyone brings happiness to my office, some when they arrive and some when they leave.

[ima45dv8]

"Don't confuse ugly with stupid."

[DonT]

I feel more like I do now than I did awhile ago

One thing I can't stand is something I don't like.

[CDRODA396]

I love this one....said by a Senior NCO that worked in the shop I currently work in....gotta love them NCO's!

"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm!"

Edited August 13, 2008 by CDRODA396

[nashvillebill]

Never mistake a rut for a groove.

[SiG Lady]

I feel more like I do now than I did awhile ago.

One thing I can't stand is something I don't like.

_{(Heard on a comedian's performance one night:)}

"I'm (number) years old. That's the oldest I've ever been."

[Merlin Orr]

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

[smokshwn]

There may be no "I" in TEAM

However there is one in WINNER

[gino_aki]

Might not be so profound as some of these others but I always liked:

Rub her feet. ~ Lazarus Long

[dsb45acp]

Occam's Razor: All things being equal, the simplest explanation is usually correct. Or something like that.

[hitman]

A few clowns short of a Circus

[Micah]

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some f-in' ass.

-Mitch Hedberg

[GmanCdp]

Dont'argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference

Blessed are the Cracked,

For they are the Ones

Who let in the Light!

[hitman]

Its not getting any smarter out there.

Sometimes you have to come to terms with stupidity and make it work for you.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth.

But most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.

Winston Churchill.

[Aristotle]

"Don't judge someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes, that way when you judge them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes!"

lol

some more of my favorites are:

"My Karma's my armor..."

"Talk is cheap, so pay him no mind"

"A wise man prepares for war, in a time of peace. "