LadyinBlue Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Four of the best I've never heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 My fave is not on the list. "if I'm passing you on the right, you are IN THE WRONG LANE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 My fave is not on the list."if I'm passing you on the right, you are IN THE WRONG LANE!" exactly. I truly hate passing on the right. But...... Sometimes they just are not driving fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 "I brake for hallucinations". hugely funny in the 70's but I can't remember. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 "Cover me, I'm changing lanes." I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasond Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 a friend will help you move. a true friend will help you move the bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos SC Shooter Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 "A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be next to you saying that was f#$%ing awesome!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtm Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Diamond M Enterprises ( my company) will be making another run of the "front bumper sticker". Spelled out backwards like "ambulance" If you can read this you are IN MY WAY! KURTM ( firearms training and quaint stickers ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 "left of me: passing side. right of me: suicide" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too_Slow Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 As seen on a flatbed semi: Dont Pass PUSH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I liked the license-plate frame on the white Rabbit convertible driven by the cute young blonde... "If you're going to ride my a__, don't forget to pull my hair". (Mom and Dad must be so proud...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 How about---------------- Keep Honking....I'm Reloading Your village called and they want their idiot back Driver only has $20 Worth of Ammo Cops Suck (I personally actually saw that one--- You think it might earn a ticket?) Powered By Rice (seen on a Honda Accord) If You Can Read This...You Are Too Damn Close Hang Up And Drive (a personal fav. of mine) Brake Lights Don't Work... But Bumper Does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Moe's Market You can't beat my meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i have one that sez "got ammo"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Cops Suck (I personally actually saw that one--- You think it might earn a ticket?) YES it will and some more for those little equipment violations that no one seems to care about until an officer sees that sticker. But all of these are good. I've seen most of them except for "If you're going to ride my a__, don't forget to pull my hair". Now thats good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonT Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 I animals... They're delicious Vegetarian (vej.a.ter'.i.an); Old indian word meaning "bad hunter" Driver does not carry cash...he's married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 I liked the license-plate frame on the white Rabbit convertible driven by the cute young blonde..."If you're going to ride my a__, don't forget to pull my hair". (Mom and Dad must be so proud...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMS42 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling As Fast As I can. One you may have missed because you're driving too slow-- Yes, it's fast. No, you can't drive it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rishii Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 ER nurse, pass me now, see me later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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