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ErikW

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I hate it when people use the word boobs instead of breasts. Treat them with the respect they deserve by using the correct word. Women are the worst offenders. Breasts are something to be held in awe, lusted after, caressed, etc. Boobs are objects of derision, to be laughed at and ridiculed.

boob informal noun

1 a foolish or stupid person : why was that boob given a key investigation?

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A famous pair of breasts.

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A famous pair of boobs.

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"...Women are the worst offenders."
Hey, we have to wear them--you don't!!! We therefore have the right to call them whatever the hell we want. YOU, on the other hand, are required to respect them. :angry:

They can:

--Make fitting clothing properly a really tough, frustrating job.

--Make laying on one's stomach comfortably all but impossible.

--Make running and jumping sometimes painful and stupid.

--Make fools of us by sometimes being mismatched in size (not uncommon).

--And frequently KILL us with all-too-frequently-occurring breast cancer.

They're sort-of a hassle sometimes, you see.... <_<

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My favorite term is:

"Sweater Puppies"

--Make fools of us by sometimes being mismatched in size (not uncommon).

They're sort-of a hassle sometimes, you see....

I think they have been far more frequently known to make fools of us (men).... you can actually hear the IQ's dropping when a lady with a wonderful pair walks into the room.... :D

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"...Women are the worst offenders."
Hey, we have to wear them--you don't!!! We therefore have the right to call them whatever the hell we want. YOU, on the other hand, are required to respect them. :angry:

They can:

--Make fitting clothing properly a really tough, frustrating job.

--Make laying on one's stomach comfortably all but impossible.

--Make running and jumping sometimes painful and stupid.

--Make fools of us by sometimes being mismatched in size (not uncommon).

--And frequently KILL us with all-too-frequently-occurring breast cancer.

They're sort-of a hassle sometimes, you see.... <_<

I have seen them get in the way of a reload too... not that I was watching that closely or anything. :D

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