Jamie McG Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 We Were Soldiers Mel Gibson: " I think maybe you ought to get yourself that M - 16." Sam Elliott: " Time comes I need one, there'll be plenty of 'em lying on the ground." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen_grasshopper Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) Mr and Mrs Smith: ----------------------- Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun? John Smith: What? Are you kidding me? -------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy. John Smith: She tried to kill me. Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it? John Smith: [grabs assault rifle] I'm going to borrow this. Eddie: I like where your head's at, man. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Serenity: ------------ Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode! Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms. Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job. Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades. [Jayne groans] Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades! Zoë: We gonna crash again? Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped? Zoë: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades? Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them. Zoë: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (There more to this one, but it's my favorite part of the quote.) Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoë: How much ammo we got left? Jayne Cobb: Three full mags, and my swinging cod! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Spaceballs -------------- Princess Vespa: I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns. [her hair gets singed by a laser] Princess Vespa: My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch! [begins blasting] --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesse Stone: Night Passage (made for TV movie, staring Tom Selleck) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (While at the range with another officer) "You wanna try that with your finger off the trigger? ------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't shoot and stand still, shoot and move." --------------------------------------------------------- "To win the fight, front sight." ------------------------------------- Thats it for now. Jon Edited April 4, 2006 by zen_grasshopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 This is my rifle, this is my gun, my rifle is for fighting, this is for fun. Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Rosenthal Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 (edited) From a John Wayne movie... Can't remember which one. Bandits to John Wayne... Got any silver? JW...Nope! Got any gold? JW...Nope! Just lead! Edited May 11, 2006 by Bill Rosenthal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 This isn't exactly a gun quote but it does come to mind when I read some of the threads on the forum. "Stripes" Sargent Hulka: "Lighten up Francis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek45 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Austin Powers: No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her. Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ? Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic. Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant, did you use a condom? Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby. Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin. Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 "Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a fu(<!n' ambush. This was a fu(<!n' bomb droppin' on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon. THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!" Agent Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe) in THE BOONDOCK SAINTS I just watched it again as my Saturday morning flic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cjblackmon Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Buzz: I've set my laser from "stun" to "kill". Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody? Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little lightbulb that blinks. Hamm: What's with him? Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trebuchet Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ""Your friends might be able to get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand?"" - Tombstone "He killed himself, I just held the bullet for a while" - Firefly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reneet Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 from Armed and Dangerous Guard: Let's say somebody's lying, right? And, you know they lying. Can you shoot 'em? Capt. Clarence O'Connell: Well, it depends. Use your own judgment. Batman & Robin Mr. Freeze: No matter what they tell you Mr. Bane, it is the size of your gun that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 "The fact that you've got "REPLICA" written on the side of your gun... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine... should precipitate your b@lls into shrinking along with your presence." Bullet Tooth Tony Snatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtm Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 You missed! How could you miss? You've got scope sighted rifles! Well we are shooting at a target a 100 yards away. We've never fired these rifles before. The sun is in our eyes, and we have a definite wind factor. Just shoot okay. ( 3 more shots, no hits ) Geewhiz! We're going to be here all day! Rustlers Rhapsody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auto Mag Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 From "Sudden Impact", the whole line. "This is the 44 Magnum Auto Mag and holds a 300 grain cartridge and if properly used it can remove the fingerprints." For those of you into the Auto Mag I know that you have watched the shooting range scene with the Auto Mag and turned the surround sound up real loud!!!!!! What, you have not done it, well go do it now!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattbeck Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Cat Balou Lee Marvin: See this Yep. Steady as a Rock. Lee Marvin: Yeah, but this is my shooting Hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihatepickles Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Jayne Cobb: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs? Shepherd Book: Oh, it'll be taken into consideration. Jayne Cobb: You made that sound kinda ominous. --Firefly - A great series that didn't get along very well with Hollywood Execs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "What do you use? Weapons wise - I'm a weapons man." "Weapons man." "Yeah." "Ok." "They tend to settle the argument. So what do you favour?" "Well you know it's a toolbox. I don't care you put the tools into the job that's all." "Oh." "Well you know I actually favour the old nine-teen-eleven." "Forty-five; old gun." "Served my country well, for a long time." "Your country. Not done too well though have you, the last few wars." "Perhaps not but at least we don't go around whining about it." "You ex-military?" "No I got my job through the New York Times." "You want to talk to be about an ambush? I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!!!" "So what color is the boat house at Hereford?" "Damned if I know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 Ronin... EXCELLENT MOVIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammo_burner21 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Ronin... EXCELLENT MOVIE! too bad he only used the 1911 in one shootout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpowe Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Bert Gummer: "I am COMPLETELY OUT OF AMMO... that's never happened to me before." "Doing what I can with what I got." "What? I didn't know. How could I have known? We were supposed to be up against Graboids. I wanted maximum penetration!" After killing a little graboid, a cinder block wall, several oil drums and the last available car with his Grizley 50 cal. Tremors II Aftershocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 This is my rifle, this is my gun, my rifle is for fighting, this is for fun.'Stewie Griffin' There, thought I recognized the quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty whiteboy Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 From Josey Wales Josey: "You a bounty hunter?" BH:"Man's gotta do something for a living!" Josey: "Dyin ain't much of a livin , BOY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 “Okay, you win the pissing contest . . . [bLAM!] . . . and I win the shooting.” - From the movie “Gunshy” by Oliver Plat, as he shot the guy’s testicle off from the next urinal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMC Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Cat Balou Lee Marvin: See this Yep. Steady as a Rock. Lee Marvin: Yeah, but this is my shooting Hand. Isn't that from Balzing Saddles between Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half inch groups Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker. Roger Murtaugh: You sure? Martin Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an a$$hole. Lethal weapon I. Ordell Robbie: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf%$er in the room, accept no substitutes. Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that sh@t? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that sh@t. Samuel L. Jackson Jackie Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Lord God, I just now got around to reading this thread! I remember Jayne's quotes from Serenity... he had a habit of saying funny things, many of which involved his guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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