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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?

Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.

Mel Gibson and Sam Elliot in We Were Soldiers

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"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

I think I remember hearing that one. From what movie is it? Definitely a wheelgunner! :D

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"This heres the best gun made by man its miles more worth than what you got."

"What I Got! She has a name!"

"So does this.... I call it Vera."

(Jayne to his gun, Vera:) See, Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun.

OK, not a movie, but a TV show that was later made a movie.

Firefly, episode: Our Mrs. Reynolds. I have the entire series and the movie on DVD. I watch one or two episodes weekly. Jayne Cobb just makes the whole thing for me. I wish they would have made more episodes in the series....

Edited by SA Friday

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"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

I think I remember hearing that one. From what movie is it? Definitely a wheelgunner! :D

I'll give you a hint...

"They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f**k how crazy they are! "

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"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

I think I remember hearing that one. From what movie is it? Definitely a wheelgunner! :D

I'll give you a hint...

"They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f**k how crazy they are! "

Dust till Dawn, Great movie.

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"This is an AK47 Assault Rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you"

GySgt Tom Highway (Clint Eastwood)

Heartbreak Ridge

B)

(I'm watching it right now)

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I can not believe that no one has quoted Top Gun when Maverick tells his navigator " Too close for missles, I am switching to Guns"!!

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Jeebs, "Even if I did, if it doesn't work, K dies, you blow my head off. If it does work, I brought back K who, just for the fun of it, blows my head off. Sooo, *what's* my incentive?

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From predator:

"Hey man your bleeding"

"I ain't got time to bleed"

Bam Bam Bam

"You got time to duck"

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Not from a movie, but a favorite of mine.

So in anger I

Challenged his right for the love of this maiden.

Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.

My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat;

The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

"El Paso"

Marty Robbins

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"This is not nam. This is bowling, there are rules!"

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From "Sahara"

"I shot a guy with a flare gun."

"Cooool."

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"So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?

Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."

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From: the Boondock Saints

[Heavy Irish Accent]

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.

Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?

Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

Murphy: What?

Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.

Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?

Connor: No, I'm serious.

Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.

Connor: You don't f'n know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.

Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.

Connor: Oh, right.

[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]

Connor: Is that right, Rambo?

Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f'n rope.

I just love that movie :rolleyes:

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From: the Boondock Saints

[Heavy Irish Accent]

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.

Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?

Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

Murphy: What?

Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.

Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?

Connor: No, I'm serious.

Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.

Connor: You don't f'n know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.

Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.

Connor: Oh, right.

[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]

Connor: Is that right, Rambo?

Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f'n rope.

I just love that movie :rolleyes:

And the funniest quote in that whole move, after they blow the cat all over the wall......"is it dead?" :lol:

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I like when he tells his girlfriend "I killed your cat". And when she says why he says "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship." :)

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I like when he tells his girlfriend "I killed your cat". And when she says why he says "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship." :)

And then of course any movie with a Ron Jeremy cameo is worth its weight in gold :cheers:

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"Squeeze the trigger, Harley. Don't yank it. It's not your d_ck." - Marlboro Man

JM

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The Grateful Dead regularly performed a version of "El Paso" that reliably brought down the house each and every time. Great, great tune.

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Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it ....... That's two bucks a bullet.

Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?

Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

:rolleyes:

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