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"And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now F*CK OFF!!" - Snatch

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Harry Morant: We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303.

Harry Morant (to firing squad): Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!

"Breaker Morant"

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This is an AK-47 assault rifle. The preferred weapon of your enemies and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you.

Clint - Heartbreak Ridge

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This one deserves a place here. From my favorite western, SILVERADO.

Thanks G-Man!

Deputy: Well let's go. He ain't hittin' nothin'.

Sheriff Langston: You idiot, he's hit everything he's aimed at.

Deputy: Well,they ain't out of our jurisdiction 'til they reach the flattop.

Langston's hat is shot off his head.

Sheriff Langston: Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

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This one deserves a place here. From my favorite western, SILVERADO.

Thanks G-Man!

Deputy: Well let's go. He ain't hittin' nothin'.

Sheriff Langston: You idiot, he's hit everything he's aimed at.

Deputy: Well,they ain't out of our jurisdiction 'til they reach the flattop.

Langston's hat is shot off his head.

Sheriff Langston: Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

You're very welcome...that movie is full of great quotes!

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From Dawn Of The Dead"We have 12 of these shotgun shells,26 of those p&$$y nines and 16 of these .357 MAGNUMS!.

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Another from The Good, The bad and The Ugly

There are 2 types of people in this world, those with guns and those that dig....

ah drat!!!......posted already.....sorry about that

you may remove

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"Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught."

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"You have two ways of leaving this establishment, my friend. Immediatley, or dead."

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From the movie, Shooter,

Bob Lee Swagger explains to the FBI guy why he just killed several people...

"I don't think you understand, These boys killed my dog."

Awesome movie

dj

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"Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught."

Aiki,

What movie is this one from? I know I've heard it but can't remember.

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"You have two ways of leaving this establishment, my friend. Immediatley, or dead."

How about this one?

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The Magnificent Seven

(Horst Buchholz)

“That was the greatest shot I have ever seen!”

(James Colburn)

“It was the worst. . . .I was aiming at the horse”

From the commentary track

Eli Wallach

“The music. . . . The music. . . If I had known the music was going to be like that I would have learned to ride better”

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Pulp Fiction:

What country you from!

BRETT

(petrified)

What?

JULES

"What" ain't no country I know! Do

they speak English in "What?"

BRETT

(near heart attack)

What?

JULES

English-motherf*#ker-can-you-speak-

it?

BRETT

Yes.

JULES

Then you understand what I'm sayin'?

BRETT

Yes.

JULES

Now describe what Marsellus Wallace

looks like!

BRETT

(out of fear)

What?

Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's

cheek.

JULES

Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What"

again! I dare ya, I double dare ya

motherf*#ker, say "What" one more

goddamn time!

You know what happened next..................................

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"Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught."

Aiki,

What movie is this one from? I know I've heard it but can't remember.

Thelma and Louise.

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"You have two ways of leaving this establishment, my friend. Immediatley, or dead."

How about this one?

and that would be John Wayne in The Shootist.

:cheers:

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James Bond: Now, Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns. That's a Smith and Wesson 45, and if you fire at me at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter. The cabin will depressurize, and we'll both be sucked into outer space together. If that's how you want to enter the United States, you're welcome. As for me, I prefer the easy way.

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James Bond: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.

Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?

James Bond: No, but I know a little about women.

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"You have two ways of leaving this establishment, my friend. Immediatley, or dead."

How about this one?

and that would be John Wayne in The Shootist.

:cheers:

Actually, I think it was Hugh O'Brien (the guy that played Wyatt Earp in the old TV series) in "The Shootist".

But it was still cool.

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"This heres the best gun made by man its miles more worth than what you got."

"What I Got! She has a name!"

"So does this.... I call it Vera."

(Jayne to his gun, Vera:) See, Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun.

OK, not a movie, but a TV show that was later made a movie.

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Since you went there...

"*Extraordinarily impatient Buddha*, Malcolm I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns!"

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From Shoot 'em up, the darling of next years oscar's

"Guns don't kill people,,,, but they sure help."

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"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

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