Nolan Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) "Gunslinger's Revenge" Harvey Keitel as an old gunslinger who has come home after 20 years and wants to settle down, David Bowe as the psychopath (gee, did the word psycopath even exist in the 1890's?) who wants to become famous as the man who kills Keitel. Keitel's son is a pacifist who has married an Indian (Native American) woman and had a son. The movie is definately "C" grade western, but it's saved by the pacifist's crazy friend Joshua and the Native American News Service. Nolan Just another Silly Person! Edited September 29, 2005 by Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dunn Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I started watching it and stopped, my wife finished and told me the town drunk takes out Bowie. (No one could miss with Keitel's gun!) I'd recommend having a load on for this one before you push play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 If you mean the "Ace Hamlin" character, someone who used to shoot with us, Joe Cox, could fill in that part. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I totally missed this early in the year. Having spent the '97 Nationals in Barry at the Hotel Elkton w/ the esteemed Mr. Cox, I would wholeheartedly agree!! I miss Joe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Sweeney Posted November 9, 2005 Author Share Posted November 9, 2005 Van Helsing. Oh god, what a hootfest! First of all, any moviemaker who puts Kate Beckinsale in spandex pants and a corset gets my vote. I loved the full-auto crossbow with the drum magazine. And yet, the arrows (when they hit, he was spraying the whole village pretty liberally) they had no effect. Whataminit! He's the James Bond of the Vatican, and they can't figure out how to make crossbow bolts effective? Any IPSC shooter would know that you'd make special ammo: silver-tipped hollowpoints, filled with garlic and washed in holy water. Or even a special sealed, breakable vial on the arrow holding holy water. That way, no matter what you whacked, it would die. I loved that the Director couldn't decide if he wanted a horror movie, a James Bond sendup, or a tongue-in-cheek comedy of the genre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2ipsc Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I didn't see Kentucky Fried Movie mentioned. "You are a man of great magnitude..." "WHAT was dat? This is not a shawade... Now, twy again - with spiwit..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Sweeney Posted July 1, 2006 Author Share Posted July 1, 2006 I just watched "Army of Darkness." Oh god. Most bad movies start out as earnest endeavors, and go off the rails somewhere. Here, Sam Raimi apparently wanted to do a sendup (this is the third in a series) and kept things on track. Anachronisms, homages to other movies and genres, good bad-acting, the only thing missing was nudity. Which not every movie has to have. "Gimme some sugar, baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfinney Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I just watched "Army of Darkness." Oh god. Most bad movies start out as earnest endeavors, and go off the rails somewhere. Here, Sam Raimi apparently wanted to do a sendup (this is the third in a series) and kept things on track.Anachronisms, homages to other movies and genres, good bad-acting, the only thing missing was nudity. Which not every movie has to have. "Gimme some sugar, baby!" Another Bruce Cambell movie thats in the bad movie category, that might actually be real genius: "Bubba Ho-Tep" Bruces's Elvis: ... "Don't make me use my stuff on you, baby." Other Army of Darkness Ash classic qoutes: Ash ... "Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Ash ... "Come get some!" Ash ... "Hail to the king, baby." Ash ... "See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! One of my all time favorite movies! This is the role that Bruce Cambell was born for..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 "Shawn of the Dead" I swear I tried to hit the stop button on the remote and even tried to walk away, but I was having fun watching it. Don't watch it because you may enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Okay, my vote for worst movie ever: "Cyborg" - Jean-Claude Van Damme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 "Shawn of the Dead"I swear I tried to hit the stop button on the remote and even tried to walk away, but I was having fun watching it. Don't watch it because you may enjoy it. Nemo, Shaun of The Dead is in the local BX as a rental. I couldn't believe it. I also resisted the impulse to rent it. Yes, I've seen it. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSabbath Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 (edited) The Jerk is the funniest, stupid movie I've ever seen. Navin "Huh? I am not a bum, I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things. My friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? O.k. It was never for easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family singing and dancing, down in Mississippi". Edited August 3, 2006 by BlackSabbath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" is my #1 bad but good movie! It got even worse after watching several episodes of Mythbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpeltier Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 "Kung Fu Hustle" so bad It took three nights to get thru it. But in the end it was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 (edited) Running Scared with Paul Walker. I still haven't decided if I liked it or not, but have watched it twice. "The Saga of the Snub Nosed Revolver" The guns are "funny". Edited October 3, 2006 by Nemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunH Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Blind Fury Flash Gordon The Fifth Element Xanadu Tootsie - Dustin Hoffman at his finest. Any movie late night on the Sci-Fi channel!! Amazon Women From the Moon I Spit On Your Grave Eurotrip was hilarious!! I could have done without the green fairy though. Gotta love that exchange rate!! I found Navy SEALS for 2.99 at the store so I bought it for my buddy Rob who's a SEAL and sent it to him. About a month later I got a box in the mail opened it and it was the movie in pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ...Flash Gordon ... Flash...!!! AA-AAHH!!! Definetely not Queen's proudest moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ... Flash Gordon ... Flash...!!! AA-AAHH!!! Definetely not Queen's proudest moment. The only way it is worth watching is if you play the Flash drinking game. Everytime they say Flash you take a drink. We forgot about that silly song and passed out not long after the opening credits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Starship Troopers, yes. I started watching it full of hope. I quickly realized it was awful, banished any thoughts of comparing it to the book, and had a blast. I watched Starship Troopers and Starship Troopers 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I didn't see Kentucky Fried Movie mentioned. "You are a man of great magnitude..." "WHAT was dat? This is not a shawade... Now, twy again - with spiwit..." Coming soon,'Catholic High School Girls In Trouble' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Sweeney Posted October 11, 2006 Author Share Posted October 11, 2006 Starship Troopers 2 was just a bad movie. But the first one was a good bad movie. Ya gotta love futuristic combat, with co-ed shower scenes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunH Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Highlander That had some very bad acting in it. The sequels were really shitty too!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigdawg Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 What about Mars Attacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunH Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Oh yeah good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtm Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Army of Darkness was the second, the first one,and I can't remember the name, was just as good/bad! Come on!! What about Attack of The Killer Tomatoes! Plan 9 from outerspace? Message from beyond the stars with "John boy Wallton? The Silent earth? I'm glad to see Death Race 2000 was listed as was Buckaro Bonzai, what about Cherry 2000? ZARDOZ with Sean Connory and a Webly Fosbery semi-auto revolver? Rollerball, the original with James Caan(also a Gunsite alum)? You guys just aren't digging too much KURTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 The other day I found "3000 Miles to Graceland" in the "El Cheapo" bin at one of the movie or game stops. This is one of those movies that entertains me while I'm going "I can't believe I'm enjoying this!" The casino robbery to The King's "Such a Night"... dancers, beta mags, Elvis impersonators, full auto gun fire, the dancers, mafiosos, casino lights, nickel plated 1911s, helicopters and the dancers. Kurt Russell lip-singing the same song at the end credits is super cool too! ...It was a night, what a night it was, really was. Such a night"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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