lynn jones Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 see all the time and grief we're saving you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 hadn't looked at it that way. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Sniper 2 and Sniper 3. Oh, Tom Berenger, what have you done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFD Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 My #1 is Quest for Fire. #2 would be that movie where the Coke bottle dropped from an airplane changes the life of an entire african tribe. Can't remember the name. Remo Williams was a fun movie. Same goes for Tremors. Both are stupid but fun. Ditto everything said about Segal. I'm guessing he works cheap now or he wouldn't have gotten that terrible commercial. He needs to use the Adam Sandler formula "stick with the crap that works". Movies too stupid for me to handle would be anything with Chuck Norris or Bronson's Deathwish crapola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 My #1 is Quest for Fire. #2 would be that movie where the Coke bottle dropped from an airplane changes the life of an entire african tribe. Can't remember the name. The gods must be crazy I think I had to watch this in middle school as some sort of torture/cultural diversity test before that term was actually invented. There's acutally a sequel to this movie... Steven Segal movies went bad the first time they asked him to run Band of the Hand Warriors Blue Steel Purple Rain was on yesterday - any 80's movie might fit. Natural Born Killers That movie with Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase - no, the other one ...where Dan Akroyd is the judge and Demi Moore is in it, the band that sings The Humpy Dance ...wow, I wasted a lot of dry fire time as a kid... Two that I watch every time I see them...they suck so bad but I can't turn it. Modern Problems Spies Like Us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 The Quick and the DeadYeah, it had Sharon Stone and Gene Hackman, but gawd was it a bad movie. I was referred to this movie by a co-worker that swore it was as good as the spaghetti westerns like The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly - Fist Full of Dollars etc. I came back to work the next week and told him I would have to kill him since he had no concept of good taste. I was so bad I kept watching it to see if it would get worse...it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Ah....... the Deathwish series......... I really liked Charles Bronson, too bad he died. Some memorable lines from Deathwish 4: CB walks into a garage while 2 thugs are attempting to rape a woman. Thug: *Notices CB* Who are you? CB: Death. *shoots thug* CB just killed a whole lot of mob members, drug dealers and the like in revenge of his girlfriend's daughter death. The leader is still alive in the ground. CB walks up to him. Mob Leader: Why are you doing this!!!?? CB: *pulls a picture of the girl OUT OF NOWHERE and shows it to the bad guy* Mob Leader: But..... I don't even know her!!!!! CB: I do. *shoots bad guy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Sniper 2 and Sniper 3. Oh, Tom Berenger, what have you done... Sniper 2 was awfull .. specially when he admires his "Mauser" which is a Mosin. Sniper 3 was not as bad, except for those hundred yard hangun head shots while in a roll dive. Who the hell scripted that? The rest was no where near as absurd. Vlad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharps54 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 There are actually a number of sequals to The Gods Must Be Crazy. I beleive the third one Crazy Safari is truely unique. It combines the original movie with Chinese hopping vampires and Taoist priests! A hopping vampire falls out of the sky and you can guess the rest. Did I mention Lam Ching-Ying is the Taoist priest (reason alone to watch it) and he gets to ride an ostrich? I am actually a huge fan of Hong Kong movies. I own a fair number of them and they never cease to make me smile. I wouldn't put them all in the "so bad, they're fun" catagory as I think some are very good. Jason redmist10 said, The gods must be crazy I think I had to watch this in middle school as some sort of torture/cultural diversity test before that term was actually invented. There's acutally a sequel to this movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Oh .. and for pure cheese made with milk from happy cows .. "Night of the Comet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Steven Segal movies went bad the first time they asked him to run LOL, so you noticed that too? What's with the hand when he runs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoNsTeR Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 XXX both Tomb Raider flicks Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (no, seriously!) first Resident Evil (second one was just bad) pretty much anything associated with Jerry Bruckheimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Redmist10, Your friend might have been refering to The Quick And The Dead with Sam Elliott (based on a Lamour novel) rather than The Quick and The Dead with Sharon Stone. But you have to admire the punch line ... "You're not good enough to beat me!" .... "I am today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 come on, no one has mentioned KUNG POW yet? Why??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 come on, no one has mentioned KUNG POW yet? Why??? Cause I loved it LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Sniper 2 was awfull .. specially when he admires his "Mauser" which is a Mosin. Sniper 3 was not as bad, except for those hundred yard hangun head shots while in a roll dive. Who the hell scripted that? The rest was no where near as absurd.Vlad There are some spoilers of Sniper 3 in this post, but don't worry, I doubt it is possible to "ruin" this movie. Oh, I think Sniper 3 was worse than 2 (which was awful too). I mean... The vietnamese dude running around with 2 pistols, the final stupid standoff, the way TB "kills" the bad guy. The fact that after TB kills him, the entire mob following the bad guy now adores him... For God's sake it was hideous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 "Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death" It's a hilariously bad take on Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (think Apocalyse Now). People not familliar with either will just think it's stupid. http://www.ohthehumanity.com/review.php3?ID=75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 One of my favorite lines from one of the worst movies - "Don't eat the big white men" Roadhouse Night of the Comet - isn't that the one that turned everyone to red dust...man, I could be in B-Class by now if I hadn't watched all those sucky movies Now I have to watch the other The Quick and the Dead it better not suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Oh .. and for pure cheese made with milk from happy cows .. "Night of the Comet" I actually saw that movie in the theaters. And had a fairly happy time of it. This is possibly the ultimate example of the hotly contested two-sexy-sisters-daughters-of-spec-ops-troopie-both-armed-with-MACs-surviving-in-a-post-apocalyptic-world-while-fighting-flesh-eating-zombies movie subgenre. Favorite line: The younger girl, after the MAC big sis gave her jams, looks at her sister in disgust and says, "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Sniper 2 was awfull .. specially when he admires his "Mauser" which is a Mosin. Sniper 3 was not as bad, except for those hundred yard hangun head shots while in a roll dive. Who the hell scripted that? The rest was no where near as absurd.Vlad There are some spoilers of Sniper 3 in this post, but don't worry, I doubt it is possible to "ruin" this movie. Oh, I think Sniper 3 was worse than 2 (which was awful too). I mean... The vietnamese dude running around with 2 pistols, the final stupid standoff, the way TB "kills" the bad guy. The fact that after TB kills him, the entire mob following the bad guy now adores him... For God's sake it was hideous! Note I only said "not as bad" as opposed to "not bad". They were both terrible, we just have the order reveresed. I can live with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old shooter Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 I also liked "Canibal Women...." I always knew there was something fishy going on between San Diego and Yuma. I like almost all B movies. "Basket Case" One of the Best.. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoNsTeR Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 ooh, ooh, I remembered another one... The Serpent and the Rainbow http://imdb.com/title/tt0096071/?fr=c2l0ZT...fc=1;ft=20;fm=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Just saw it last night: The Core with Hilary Swank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Try these ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz-0 Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 hmm, don't think we mentioned it yet, and I feel bad for leaving it out previously. Big Trouble in Little China. One of the most fun b movies of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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