Lifeislarge Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My cat threw up on my flip flop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MoreChains Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 How considerate! BTW, your cat needs to chew his food more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 One more thing....How can you maneuver so well through the COF with such small feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steele Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Gross and funny. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I'd think the Flip Flop would be easily washable. Much better than a fur lined slipper !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted September 4, 2014 Author Share Posted September 4, 2014 Wasn't bad. The worst is the Ninja puke you step in first thing in the morning getting out of bed . Nothing like the cold squish of cat puke between your toes before the coffees even on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You have an excellent point there !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My dad's old cat always slept on top of the old TV, the one that had tubes in it because it was warm up there. The top was a screen and the heat drifted up. Once the cat barfed on it and the barf went into the TV and shorted out the high voltage cage and killed the TV. My dad hauled the TV to the repair shop and the guy just about hurled when he opened it up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 The only thing that could have been better... If you slipped into them in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 The only thing that could have been better... If you slipped into them in the dark. You are a mean man Brian. But funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 It's Fat Freddy's Cat all over again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Another reason I prefer dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Another reason I prefer dogs! Don't get me started... I live on a big corner lot and when I catch the rat bastard that's letting their dog use it as a latrine the shits literally going to hit the fan. I'm constantly hosing the crap out of my tractor tires. If you forget and park it in the garage it stinks for a week!!! I need to train the damn cat to puke on their doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 But a dog would've EATEN the flip-flop. Then barfed it up later somewhere else--maybe in the middle of the living room. Sorry, but the little cat-puke looks like rice krispie treats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Leave it. The furball gets hungry and it'll be all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 If you don't think it was a statement that he puked perfectly on your flip flop you underestimate the effort and skill it takes to place that present there. The only reason cats don't slay us in our sleep is that they aren't quite sure how long they would live dining on our bones and that life would be boring without us to torment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Wait till you have this howler at your door at 5am every morning cause he's hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastly Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I wish. Try this - more or less all at the same time. Mind you, I just had 6 years where NONE of this has been an issue. The animules are house trained and completely reliable - up until now. My garage cat, the surviving one that conveyed with the house, started urinating and defecating in the garage - turns out to be a urinary tract infection. So I'm shoveling and hosing daily.... THEN, my 125 lb. mastiff suddenly develops some serious gastrointestinal issue and got the explosive squirts when I was at the range and just after my wife had just left for a road trip an hour earlier. He was sleeping peacefully when she left. He apparently ran around the house desperately, leaking a bit, then decided my reloading room was the safest place to detonate. My holy place, argh!!!! Concrete floor, walls, painted cabinets, wood benches, pretty much hit it all. Hose, wet vac, bleach water, bottles of enzyme spray, exhaust fan, hours of work.... THAT was a bad day. A week later, multiple x-rays, a surgery (nothing but an hugely inflamed stomach found) and many pills later, my 90 lb bulldog develops 'nervous collitis' when I am on the road and explodes on the carpet in my wife's home office/media/exercise room space. Vet says she is probably upset about the mastiff's condition. Thousands of dollars later things have finally settled down. Still need to get the stitches out of the mastiff. 1050/Mr. Bullet Feeder purchase may be delayed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Wait till you have this howler at your door at 5am every morning cause he's hungry... What is that? A bobcat? Make a nice rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind bat Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 My two year old has figured out how to remove his diaper and has decided he prefers sleepinf withouut it! I was sweeping behind his crib the other day and found a petrified baby turd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Be thankful you don't have an elephant !! No, I don't have an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Take a dump in the cat's food bowl! That should break him of this bad habit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Ewww... I would end up in a rubber room if I had to deal with what Beastly went through. Hosing off a flip flop pales by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) You could have one of these: https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=191369581019404 Edited September 5, 2014 by Steve RA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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