ErikW Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 "Uh oh...I think it's stuck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out...do the Hokie Pokie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 Context, people, context! Note the flags; they are in Sacramento. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 California Assemblyman develops new hands-free way to frisk foreigners for concealed carry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGlock36 Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I will only tell you this one more time. DO NOT talk about my mommy that way. Or you will get more of this. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherErik Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 The governator makes it though his first 100days...ain't that a kick in the nuts" or Can I have a drivers licence if I let you........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Under the watchful tutelage of Shaolin Monks, the California Highway Patrol ceremoniously adopts the Egret Stance as It's official "tactical fighting platform". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 Yes! I was thinking Egret, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshua Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Oh! no! you have balls of steel! We need Ahhnuld... the tuhmeenatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadetree Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Taking care of the taxpayers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I'll Rochambeau you for it........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 In a peaceful protest, Shaolin monks asked CA State Legislators to do to them exactly what the legislators have been doing to CA taxpayers for the last few decades... as you can tell, no paramedics were on hand to remove objects from whatever orifices they got stuck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Plane ticket to California - $250 New robe - $25 Metallic testicular shield - $15 Taking a kick in the balls by an overzealous airport security guard and watching him break into tears - Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycanthrope Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Ah.....see?......Your "Tiger stlye" is no match for my "Dragon Egg style"........ or In a moment of desperation, little Herbie Wesson reconsiders his views on the assault weapons ban, but alas...... it was too late......the monks escaped with another day of free milk money....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORCA Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 "I am humbled before your minority status" "This is the proper stance to assume when confronted by the LAPD oppressors" "The tax payers will pick up the tab for flying you and your monks from China twice per week under our new health plan to realign my shocras." "Assembly man trains to take on the govenator." "The govenor put me in a full nelson until I agreed to do my duty as the Attorney General of California and challenge gay marrage in the courts and I haven't been able to straiten up since" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 California politician demonstrates that he has studied "The Karate Kid" trilogy. Next he will show them how he "Wax Off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT Driver Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Johnnie Cochran demonstrates to a group of Chinese attorneys his effect on the California criminal justice system. The Chinese attorneys were un moved and later said "In China, this man would be washing sheets in a Shanghai brothel." Judge Ito was unavailable for comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Burwell Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 NEXT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 California Assemblyman John Shaft demonstrates the inherent danger that so called "Assualt Loafers" pose. Later this week Shaft will present legislation that bans all footwear with the following features; A size 11 or larger. Then lower capacity shoes size 10 and smaller will still be available Steel toes More than 7 eyelets The ability to accept add on odor eaters or arch supports Inexpensive "Saturday Sale Specials" from payless, which are the "shoe of choice" for most crimes Any shoe containing a retractible roller skate. Fixed skates are allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 "All your Base are belong to us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenfried Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 That monk should give him a good beat down. Not for kicking him in the nuts several times, but for being a democrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 "as his friends watched, this shaolin monk was punnished for importing into California a non-CalEPA approved gas can." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulW Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 One their yearly pilgrimage to raise funds for their "Monk House", they once again take the spoils because some jackass does not know that a Shaolin Monk is casturated at birth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 "All your Base are belong to us!" That cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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